Pat & Sue

A Poem by KedViper

Just a little something.

There were two people, Pat and Sue
They were in love, so what could they do?

They had been friends their entire life
So Pat finally asked Sue to be his wife

She agreed, since they truly loved each other
But she had a specific distaste for Pat's rude mother

So he stabbed her violently until she was dead
He and Sue watched as she frantically bled

That was one problem that was out of the way
But there was something else that caused Pat's dismay

Sue's dog, Charley, was always barking at him
But Sue quickly saw Pat's desperate whim

She stuffed the dog in a bag and threw him into a lake
It seemed, after that, they could then have a break

They could have a home and live together, now
Until Sue soon realized, they didn't have a cow

And after all that, you know what Pat did?
He went to town and made a winning bid

From then on they were always pleased
Even if their minds were terribly diseased