Hey, hello there stranger

Hey, hello there stranger

A Poem by KeeD
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For a fun contest

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Hey, hello there stranger
I'm here to take you on an adventure 
I recently came across a herd of unicorn
eating rainbow colored corn

Got to be still and quiet 
and approach them in the dark of night
take three steps to your left
Shhhh will you, stop jiggling your breasts!!!!

Oh crap we fell in an obvious trap
sorry to inform you we've been kidnapped
We're in a cellar in Holland 
Do you smell that?

I smell it too, it smells familiar 
smells almost as good as you
Woohoo let's get baked on these brownies
we've been taken hostage by the Amsterdam townies 

Oh look a way out, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! 
Whoops, this tunnel is deep
Going down to China I think 
I like the view when i'm behind ya, wink wink' 

We better stop doing the Baywatch strut 
& sticking out our butts on the great wall of China
Wearing straw hats and eating rice balls
You gotta learn Kung Fu to protect me and you 

We got swept away with the wind of your kick
To the place where Napoleon played with his .. :)
We started feeding pigeons in Paris 
too fatten them up for our new Korean friends 

Yes we made friends in Korea although we didn't go
Every time I told you I was in the restroom 
I was on the internet, bro. 
Koreans eat every thing did you know?

We hitch hiked from France
In a very shady gypsy caravan
They taught us how to belly dance
Stole all our s**t after putting us in a trance

Now we're naked and fit right in 
on the nude beaches of Finland
Hop on my dragon, woahhhh haha the other one! 
as we ride the scaled beast to Thailand

We see a tiger and he's flirting with ya
A pow to the left and a pow to the right
That tigers going to be seeing birdies all night
that's when we realize we have to catch our flight

We're off to Houston, America
Get your gear on, my space ship is waiting for ya
We're going to travel to outer space
till we find a planet that resembles your face

That beautiful planet will  be our home
Then we take the shuttle back so we can visit Rome
Pretend to be the Pope for a day
Eat spaghetti and pizza, oh yay!  

When we're finally tired and decide to sleep
We stroll off to New Zealand to count sheep
I feel like I know you so much better now
This trip was the best and i'm super impressed

you're the coolest traveling buddy 
and i'll journey with you to the depths of the sea
Wherever you take me i'll be ready
No matter how crazy :D 

xoxo baby

© 2013 KeeD


Author's Note

KeeD
I don't know what i'm smoking but apparently you want some of it :P

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Awesome! This was fun to read from the start to the end. I only have one suggestion that in the second line of your second last stanza, 'count the sheep' will fit better than 'count sheep'. If you add it and read the two lines again, it rhymes better. At least that's what I feel.

Anyway, very good writing. You get full marks for the imagery. The rhyme scheme is delightful and everything fits perfectly. Thank you for sharing this.

Posted 10 Years Ago


did you mean Houston? was that a tipsy mistake? :)

yes, this was quite fractured fairy tale told with whimsy.

jacob

Posted 10 Years Ago


damn Keegan, this is wow...incredibly whimsical yet naughty...write.

i feel like i just got a contact high just by reading this! the enriched spinning imagery you captured here with your choice of words and flow, held me spellbound.

brilliantly penned. thanks for sharing and good luck. keep writing. :)

Posted 10 Years Ago


ms. barrie

10 Years Ago

sing? i sound like a sick cow when i sing...but okay :)
KeeD

10 Years Ago

Cows are worshiped in my country.. for their voices.. Moo Away pretty lady.. We can sing for forever.. read more
ms. barrie

10 Years Ago

small moo. i'm not a soprano lol -- hahaa, someone is having fun tonight, aye?

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KeeD
KeeD

Mumbai, India, India



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Hey I'm Kee, I'm 32 and work as a journalist in Mumbai, India. I dabble in writing poetry and do it purely to pump out the creative juices in my being. Thank you for stopping by, live, laugh and love .. more..

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