You know what I really hate?

When people say: "That's the oldest excuse in the book."
What book...?
Who wrote it, and where can I get it?
In fact, I'd like to go to the book store.
"Hey, do you have the book?"
"What book?"
"That's what I'd like to know!"

Reviews

[Lino Rie]

If You ever find "the book" you should lone it to me. lol This is a awesome little write.

[Felecia]

I completely agree with this...what is the book? Neat perception of this, good job :)

[Cara]

well, the book might be named the excuse's book :P
and a very good point, i mean if all the excuse's are old, what is the new one??

[Craig2591]

I have to admit, such a book WOULD come in handy.

[Persona]

I like the idea of two people talking to each other, or that it's a person's dialogue in their head. It's silly, short and sweet!

[Marie]

It's called "The Book of Excuses," and it's written by every drunk, addict, fat slob, procrastinator, etc. who ever lived.

[Kyle Lambert]

I'll have to ask my brother about it.

[JR Darewood]

dude, I think you should write a book of excuses.

[Kyle Lambert]

I tried once but then my dog ate it.

[JR Darewood]

hahahaha

[Stacey Watts]

If you find it please let me know. I have been searching for years. Very nicely written.

[Kyle Lambert]

Unfortunately I wrote this years ago, and I still haven't had any luck. :(