The Party Animal

Mary had a little lamb

As stubborn as a mule

He never listened to a word she said

Cause he was way too cool

That lamb was always hiding

And Mary looked everywhere

But the lamb was born to boogie

And he simply didn't care

He'd sneak away late at night

And party all night long

He'd wander in about half past four

Humming a drinking song

He'd been sippin on the goat's milk

You could smell it on his breath

He tripped over the chicken coop

Nearly scared them hens to death

The cows could only shake their heads

As they watched him stumble in

Waiting for the yelling to start

And the fireworks to begin

For Mary had surely heard him

He was as loud as he could be

But in the lambs condition

He could hardly even see

The lamb was quite inebriated

He'd made his last mistake

Mary had news to tell him

In the morning when he's awake 

For Mary had finally had it

And she knew now what to do

His partying days were over

He's going to the petting zoo

Reviews

[Baz]

Ha ha!! Like it Larry. Nice job. Though I think the last line should be:

"He was going in the stew"!

;-)

[smzang]

thanks for the laugh!
Great humor!!