Ethel Mertz

Living in LA for umpteen years was a fun ride... Ethel, my trooper II took me to lots of places.. LA- cross the USA & back again--twice .. what a tropper....

 

^{Racecar Bob speedin' by ...}

 

 

^{Spittin' gravel in my eye}

 

 

^{Geromino Smith splits the road ...}

 

 

^{He's on the warpath like a hornrimmed toad}

 

 

^{Tennessee Ford fumbles for his cell ...}

 

 

^{His car's pumpin' out a God awful smell}

 

 

^{Axelrod Hannah eats a banana ...}

 

 

^{She's on her way to her home in Tarzana}

 

 

^{Boxcar Fannie cuttin' thru the alley ...}

 

 

^{Sneakin' ahead in her mustang called Sally}

 

 

^{Patrolman Steve nails the gas fast}

 

 

^{Chasin' a old beater who's luck just can't last} 

 

 

^{Bozo Jones huggin' the rail}

 

 

^{Crossin' the lines, drivin' by braile}

 

 

^{Speedy Red Wallace revs up his Yugo}

 

 

^{Smokin' a joint with his ole pal Hugo}

 

 

^{Clunker McJumper takes his time}

 

 

^{Poppin' out of gear, he's so nickel & dime}

 

 

^{Volvo Annie breakin' fast}

 

 

^{Rearin' up her big fat a*s}

 

 

^{Blackjack Nancy runnin' her course}

 

 

^{Clumping along like an old steady horse}

 

 

^{Here comes Ethel, she's as safe as a barge}

 

^{I'm back in one piece, she's my hero at large}