Legion Inc.  (I'm So Evil - a very short musical)

Legion Inc. (I'm So Evil - a very short musical)

A Poem by Legion
"

Something goofy that got stuck in my mind a few minutes ago and now, it is stuck in yours! Proves how evil I am. MUWAHAHAHAHA!

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Legion Inc.

(I'm So Evil - a very short musical)

 

 

I'm so evil.

-Yea, he's so evil.

I'm so evil.

-Yea, 100% evil.

I'm so evil.

I'll wake up a sleeping baby.

I'm so evil.

I'll drive an insane man crazy.

-He's so evil.

-He's so evil.

I'm so evil,

Like Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson.

I'm so evil,

Like Brittany Spears back when she was with Justin.

-He's so evil.

-He's so evil.

I'm so evil.

I'll flush the toilet while you're in the shower.

I'm so evil.

I'll save all the weeds and stomp on the flowers.

-He's so evil.

-Yea, 100% evil.

I'm so evil,

Like Lindsay Lohan behind the wheel.

I'm so evil,

Like Paris Hilton acting for real.

-So, so evil.

-Yea, he's so evil.

I'm so evil.

I'll kick out the cane of a walking blind man.

I'm so evil.

I'll turn out the lights while you're in the can.

-'Cause he's so evil.

-Yea, nothing but evil.

I'm so evil,

Like William Shatner's ungodly toupe.

I'm so evil,

Like Whoopi Goldberg with a bad hair day.

-He's so evil.

-100% evil.

I'm so evil.

I write musicals with no music at all.

I'm so evil.

I scribble with crayons on my grandma's walls.

-So very evil.

-Yep, wicked evil.

I'm so evil.

I'll send out party invitations without the date and the time.

I'm so evil.

I'll do something nasty to my back-up singers after this line.

-Cause he's so.... wait, what?

 

Yea, cause I'm so evil.

So freakin' evil.

Muwahahahaha!

 

Here's my card.

 

Legion

15Feb09

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

© 2011 Legion


Author's Note

Legion
Yea, I know. It's goofy.

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Lol. Adorable! I loved it. So cute... and witty. Just.. adorable. Wait I said that already. You may have a future working with Weird Al. Which is not an insult because I find a lot of his songs are very hilarious. Of course I'm a rather corny person. So. You might not even want to get this review from me. But yeah. Liked the poem a lot. Bt

Posted 14 Years Ago


2 of 2 people found this review constructive.




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Enjoyed greatly. I wish you could put it to music and then post the audio...would love to hear it that way which, I believe, is how you intended it. So you got me interested in this with no music....you're so evil. ;)

Posted 11 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Bwahahaahah! This was awesome. The flow was swell and the context was fun indeed.

Great write. :P

Posted 13 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

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. oh my! what a potent dose! ... scary! ... frightening! ... with some delightfully grotesque imagery ... haha ... lol ... :D ...

Posted 13 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

LOL Nice.

Posted 13 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

*laughing*

Evil like Shatners toupe?? *LOL* Can I please use that line in conversation?? Cause I know my friends, and I know me...and that line is awesome.

This is funny stuff...thank you for sending it my way...

Posted 14 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Very nice social commentary. This piece was very funny, and it gave me a good laugh. Great witty write.

Posted 14 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Goofy but awesome..
everything you touched on I went"Hell yeah, High Five"..
really a witty piece..

Posted 14 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

I laughed my a*s off. That was great stuff!

Posted 14 Years Ago


2 of 2 people found this review constructive.

loved it!

Posted 14 Years Ago


2 of 2 people found this review constructive.

Hah, i love it,
it reminds me of Dr. Horrible's Sing-a-Long Blog.
Awesome write (:

Posted 14 Years Ago


2 of 2 people found this review constructive.


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