How to Get Peeta's Attention

Peeta from hunger games? Taken care of, just follow these steps XD

How To Get Peeta's Attention

1. Openly defying the capitol by setting yourself on fire.

2. Dressing up in a feathered swimsuit before going over to his house.

3. Shooting arrows at his eyes before seductively saying, "Look at me now, bread boy."

4. Put your hair in a crazy number of braids. Try, like, twenty braids and then whip him with all of your braids when he walks by.

5. Consistently ignore his every single act of kindness or good will.

6. After he says something to you, say, "I just can't afford to think like that." Or, "I'm not going to do that, I'm not going to leave you." Or, "I volunteer as tribute!" even if it's out of context. After all, that's what Katniss would say.

7. Discovering you have a fear of naked people. (You'll have to read the books to get that one)

8. Hang animals that you shot from the woods around his house with a note taped to their feet that says, "From the sexy huntress, with love"

9. Change your first name to "Katpiss" and your last name to "Evergreen".

 

By following these nine steps, I can guarantee you that you will at least get Peeta's attention.

*warning* If you value your life, limbs, dignity, sanity, or all of the above, it is highly advised you do not do any of those steps.

Author's Note

I got bored, I did this because my "Why I Was Expelled From Hogwarts" went over so well, i did a hunger games thing. Hope you liked it, tell me what you thought of it in the comments please!

Reviews

[Sacha Davison]

Aha, never read the books or seen the movie but this still made me giggle.

[Rob Santana]

I guess I have to see the movie first to understand this poem,right? DUH..

[RachelReaper]

yeah, i just kinda assumed most people watched it XD

[Lonely Islander]

Damn girl you r AWESOME....how do u get these crazy ideas...this was super funny lol...great job reaper:-):-):-D:-D:-D.

[RachelReaper]

thank you!

[Castonovia]

#4---- I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth... warning taken and hopefully heeded, lol :D

[RachelReaper]

LOL XD

[Mary]

hahahaha! this is such fun! keep 'm comin'!

[RachelReaper]

kk :D

[Alexa Tasch]

ah this is awesome! I laughed sop hard at number 8! I love those books!

[RachelReaper]

thank you for reading

[Alexa Tasch]

you're welcome!

[Phillitup]

This is really funny!

[RachelReaper]

thnkx

[Pax]

hahaha.... great laugh off my friend....
i found this greatly entertaining...

[RachelReaper]

thank you :D

[deepblue04]

lol, nice

[:-)]

XD this is hilarious! I loved it! Especially the name-changing thing... Lol.

[RachelReaper]

XD glad you liked it