My Husbands Penis has died......

My Husbands Penis has died......

A Poem by LinBin
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A poem about the more unknown customs and traditions around the world.....

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MY HUSBANDS PENIS HAS DIED AND OTHER CURIOUSITIES........

 

HERE’S SOME STRANGE CUSTOMS TO BE FOUND ON THE EARTH,

SOME WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH UNTIL YOU SPILL YOUR DRINK;

OTHERS MAY OFFEND YOU AND MAKE YOU WANT TO SCREAM,

BUT ONE THING IS FOR CERTAIN, ALL WILL MAKE YOU THINK!!

 

THE BURUSHO TRIBE PREPARE FOR A FAMILY WEDDING;

THE BRIDE AND GROOM APPEAR TO BE TRULY ELATED;

THE BRIDE SHARES THE WEDDING BED WITH HER MA IN LAW;

WHO STAYS WITH HER UNTIL THE MARRIAGE IS COSSUMATED!

 

THE WALBIRI TRIBESMEN OF THE AUSTRALIAN DESERT

HAVE A CUSTOM MANY MAY FIND HARD TO UNDERSTAND;

THEY HAVE SUCH TRUST IN THEIR FELLOW MAN, THAT ON MEETING,

THEY SHAKE THE OTHER MANS MALE ORGAN INSTEAD OF HIS HAND!

 

ON THE ISLAND OF BALI, AMONG THE AYMARAS OF PERU

THERE’S A TRADITION BASED ON WHAT THE TRIBE "ASSUME’’;

THEY ALLOW BOY AND GIRL TWINS TO MARRY ONE DAY,

AS THEY BELIEVE THEY’VE ALREADY BEEN INTIMATE IN THE WOMB!

 

MACUSI INDIANS IN GUIANA CHOOSE A HUSBAND BASED ON ANTS;

THE MALE IS SEWN INTO A HAMMOCK FULL OF THE BITING KIND,

AND THOSE VERY BRAVE MEN THAT LAST THE VERY LONGEST

WILL MAKE THE MOST VERILE HUSBAND A GIRL COULD FIND!

 

THERES AN ODD CUSTOM AMONG SOME INDIANS OF COLOMBIA,

AS A BOYS FIRST SEXUAL EXPERINCE MUST BE WITH HIS MOTHER;

IN THE WEST WE WOULD CALL THIS COMPULSORY INCEST;

BUT FOR THE CUBEO TRIBE IT'S A TRADITION LIKE ANY OTHER!

 

SPARE A THOUGHT FOR THE WONDERFUL PULAYA WOMEN IN KERALA,WHO GO BACK TO WORKING THE FIELDS SOON AFTER GIVING BIRTH? THEIR POOR HUSBANDS THOUGH HAVE TO RETIRE TO THEIR BED TO RECOVER; AS THEY ARE FAR TOO ANXIOUS AND TRAUMATISED TO WORK THE EARTH!

 

AND TO THE SARAKATSANII SHEPHARDS OF GREECE

DYING UNMARRIED MEANS NOT LIVING UP TO YOUR WORTH;

SO BACHELORS & SPINSTERS ARE BURIED IN WEDDING CLOTHES,

THERE BY JOINING THEM IN WEDLOCK WHEN IN THE EARTH!

 

AND FINALLY….THE GISU WOMEN OF UGANDA HAVE A LOT TO SAY;

ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY BECOME SEXUALLY DIS-SATISFIED;

THEY WILL OPEN THEIR WINDOWS WIDE AND DECLARE

............................... “MY HUSBANDS PENIS HAS DIED”!!

© 2014 LinBin


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OK!! .... First thing I wanted to telll you when reading the title was : "OMG I am very very sorry to hear that , you can try Super Glue to fix it!.... but , when I read the rest of the poem , it is such a beautiful intersting facts that made me laugh and think ... yes like your writting so far did ... will read more ... beautiful

Loved that one .. although made me scary hehe ... :
THE WALBIRI TRIBESMEN OF THE CENTRAL AUSTRALIAN DESERT

HAVE A CUSTOM THAT MANY MAY FIND HARD TO UNDERSTAND

THEY HAVE SUCH TRUST IN THEIR FELLOW MAN THAT ON MEETING,

THEY SHAKE THE OTHER MANS MALE ORGAN INSTEAD OF HIS HAND......



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1 of 1 people found this review constructive.




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Thanks for the lovely reviews, bit of a weird title a? lol....glad you peeped in to take a longer look ...x

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OK!! .... First thing I wanted to telll you when reading the title was : "OMG I am very very sorry to hear that , you can try Super Glue to fix it!.... but , when I read the rest of the poem , it is such a beautiful intersting facts that made me laugh and think ... yes like your writting so far did ... will read more ... beautiful

Loved that one .. although made me scary hehe ... :
THE WALBIRI TRIBESMEN OF THE CENTRAL AUSTRALIAN DESERT

HAVE A CUSTOM THAT MANY MAY FIND HARD TO UNDERSTAND

THEY HAVE SUCH TRUST IN THEIR FELLOW MAN THAT ON MEETING,

THEY SHAKE THE OTHER MANS MALE ORGAN INSTEAD OF HIS HAND......



This review was written for a previous version of this writing

Posted 12 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

So well crafted this one is, I loved the humor in it, and the learning aspect, again that's Infotainment!

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