What Does Thunder Speak?

What Does Thunder Speak?

A Story by MondaineGarcon

My finger tips are menstruating, at least that’s how it feels from all the guitar playing, and the bleeding. Laying, wishing I was with a redhead girl. And a guitar made of burl. Twirl. A*s. Twirk. My god. Chubby and she loves me, I wish for. Pig meat, as Tony Morrison says. Porn de la les. And mescal. Pal. I like these redheads pale and blue or green eyed, and I’m not picky if thin or thick thighed. I love me a fat f*****g redhead, tall, hella awkward, or whatever. The pleasure is simply knowing them. Their body doesn’t matter. I like them to say things. They say things I can never think of. They say random things to me and I love it. One likes yoga and the other likes pilates, and both were hotties. All women are beautiful, if you really think about it. Vagina. Labia. Brains. I’m drooling just thinking of it. When I went to grad school it was six of us, three boys and three girls. All of us boys wanted to learn stuff but the girls just wanted the piece of paper rewarded at the end as a symbol of power, and that made me upset because I want women not with power but with education. So much sexier if they’re smart. That’s how feminism failed millennials. I’m not so turned on just because a woman has a job. I want her to know things, and teach me stuff. And that’s my biggest question in life: how do women know things that I don’t know? How?! That’s why men need women: they’re smart and us guys like working for them. Matriarchy seems natural to me. Then Lightening. Then Thunder says, women need to be appreciated, Feminism is only half of the equation and it will fail until men step up! And then I realized my real job. Thank you, Thunder. Women make me drool. So gorgeous. All of them. Yes, you!

© 2019 MondaineGarcon


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I like it. You French...Lemme ask you something? Do you like guys? Because this won't work. Bad formatting. Plus, dude, you are definitely a virgin.

Read my erotica,,,two on here. M rated...you can jerk to it if you want. Please, don't tell me about what you do to yourself with it. I wrote one good dirty book, about cannibal vampires who did all sorts of weird stuff.

Be graphic. Say like the things you would do on meetme,...All sorts of stuff happen there. It'll fall into your lap. Be careful of bots, you shouldn't have to pay.

I can read French, I have French heritage, proud of it. Show some gaul, friend.

Posted 2 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

MondaineGarcon

1 Month Ago

hilarious review. thanks.
Bryanel The Risen

1 Month Ago

Yeah, I appreciate your work here. I like you...I'm sure you got a monogramed magnum...just pick the.. read more
MondaineGarcon

1 Month Ago

so virgin. me stoopid. but i work in groups, brother.



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I do agree my friend. I love the red-hair girls always. Women are a mystery. Wise man know to wait and see what the lady is. Some women are storms and some women are quiet and peaceful forest. Thank you my friend for sharing the amazing story.
Coyote

Posted 1 Month Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

MondaineGarcon

1 Month Ago

thank you for your comment and your existence. you are blessing on this earth.
I like it. You French...Lemme ask you something? Do you like guys? Because this won't work. Bad formatting. Plus, dude, you are definitely a virgin.

Read my erotica,,,two on here. M rated...you can jerk to it if you want. Please, don't tell me about what you do to yourself with it. I wrote one good dirty book, about cannibal vampires who did all sorts of weird stuff.

Be graphic. Say like the things you would do on meetme,...All sorts of stuff happen there. It'll fall into your lap. Be careful of bots, you shouldn't have to pay.

I can read French, I have French heritage, proud of it. Show some gaul, friend.

Posted 2 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

MondaineGarcon

1 Month Ago

hilarious review. thanks.
Bryanel The Risen

1 Month Ago

Yeah, I appreciate your work here. I like you...I'm sure you got a monogramed magnum...just pick the.. read more
MondaineGarcon

1 Month Ago

so virgin. me stoopid. but i work in groups, brother.

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