Monday, December 29, 2008 1:10AM

random stuff

Nothing’s what happened at the end

Of The Monster at the End of this Book

Starring a character from Sesame Street

And hey, I tell you, “Look,”

Horton Hears a Who

Is on right after that

Which was written by Dr. Seuss

Who all wrote The Cat in the Hat

Who barged in on those kids

And tore down their house

Like a vast vile tornado

Even though it left the cows

Just like in Twister

The one with Cary Elwes

Who’s also in that movie

With the fair princess

Who was kidnapped by a giant

Much like in the story by Dahl

Because they were both good

And rather quite tall

But the one in Dahl’s story

Gave good children good dreams

But you’d think it was Sandman

Or at least so it seems

He hasn’t visited me yet

‘Cause I still am awake

And reading a bedtime story

With a cute little Grover

And it’s not at all boring

He’s says there’s a monster

Somewhat a Frankenstein

Or maybe a gargoyle

He should learn to not whine

There are many things worse

Than an ancient Greek myth

Like vampires and mummies

And uncanny labyrinths

Like that cornfield maze

I visited last weekend

Hey, look at that, take a look

There’s no monster, no nothing, the end.