Posterior

an old poem which disappeard during the wipe out...for my new friends to enjoy. This was the first poem I tried to rhyme in. Further description isnt required. :-P

 

Always in the back,

Two cheeks and a crack.

Oh! What about the hole?

A Star with a significant role!

The elite call it bottom.

Everybody’s got ‘em.

Some are soft and squishy,

Even smelling fishy.

There are some so hard and firm,

Just a look could make you squirm.

Is it sirloin or steak?

Please tell me for my own sake!

After a bottle of rum,

I like to spank a bum.

Some are pancake flat,

Imagine sitting on that!

The best I love are big and round,

When walking ‘badonkadonk’ they sound.

In slang they call it a*s,

If offended just pass some gas.

Never knew ‘booty’ could be de‘licious’,

Or an ‘end’ could be auspicious.

They urge you to grab and pinch,

Though in protest, they don’t move an inch!

Some cover it up when shy

Saddened I shout, “Butt why?!!!!!!!!!”

They are just simply Great,

When they are doing the Shimmy shake.

You won’t call them ‘junk in the trunk’

When you see them move to Funk.

Come take a seat,

On that cushiony meat

And forgive me for being so blunt -

But I really wish they were in Front!

 

What a Bummer!

 

 

Reviews

[bluessadmood]

this is so nice ,you describe a thing that would send men crazy,i have always wondered why,you say it in such a wonderful style ,i loved it,i really ask myself why they are so exciting to men ,and to women because they excite men,its so funny i really found it,why men are so crazy about it,simply the shape so exotic in women,oh what am i saying....

[Zeitgeist Manifesto]

lol...hilarious. Gotta love it.

[Kelley]

Ok I need to stop reading your stuff today I'll laugh myself to death.......LMAO (pun intended)
Great write!!!

Kelley

[Windy]

LMAO....OMG, perfect, just perfect. your flow and ryhme were excellant and how you manage to come up such amazing descriptions is awesome. A great, fun, read. Congrats on a job very well done. :)

[Christopher Marlowe]

O!

Congrats! Absolutely hysterical--and you certainly have a vivid imagination. Excellent choice of subject matter. Perhaps an entire series of pieces about body parts???

CM

[Legion]

LOL and wetting myself. :) Superbly assinine. lol Great write. Going in favorites. Now where did I put that bottle of rum and my paddle?

[Samuel Dickens]

Oh noooo--not in front! That just wouldn't be right. I've never heard anyone describe a butt sound before "Badonkadonk" --that's funny! This very clever and entertaining poem exemplifies your accute knowledge of anatomy, Lady O!

[John Stussy]

Well, I never imagined butts could be so humorous.