My beautiful shoe

I am so very busy that i decided to take a 5 min break just to settle my thoughts and instead wrote this silly piece!...it took 7 mins. btw...

 

I tried on a beautiful shoe

And in it I hopped

Till I landed in poo

And on my bum I dropped

Cursing the dog’s owner

And then the stupid dog

If she was around I’d shown her

With an extremely good flog.

Up again on my good leg I stood

Face all red in fury

This heel I know, somewhere I’d put

But then I’d face a jury

All judgemental and strictly sane

Making me the villain

When I’m the one who is in pain

It’s de owner they should be killin’

So no, that is not what I would do

Counting slowly from one to ten,

But I sure will miss my beautiful shoe

Which I will never see again.

 

 

Reviews

[D S Rollins]

Painful! I like this poem!

[R J Askew]

Merde! A terrible loss! Lovely whimsical read...all of us have been there at one time or another.

[1809 Black Plague Decem..]

omgosh, this is so beautifully, innocently written O!
I love shoes, so I know what you mean,
Gosh, muah! ---mishel xxoo

[Kevin Reader]

! i love this!!!

so glad that people are still able to let go and just have fun and be silly in their writing! this is memorable...because you have captured an honest reaction to a very liveable moment

sounds like you needed a fun write in your 7 minutes!

i can't wait to write something funny now!

[An Ordinary Woman]

LOL You really crack me up sometimes, girl friend. This poem rocks in a big way, I love it!

[The Rock And Roll Cowbo..]

Such a quick witted piece with great flow and hilarious lines... very entertaining piece my friend. Maybe next time you look before sticking your foot in a shoe, LOL

[Legion]

Very funny. Good thing there wasn't a second "bomb" where your fanny landed then you'd be writing about a good dress or pants too. :) I see a couple of people that reviewed this failed to see the humour in this and the fact that it was suppose to be so. Their loss I suppose.

[BrightEyes]

LOL sometimes those writes that come so easily are the ones that make us laugh and smile. This is whimsical and just plain fun. I'm for anything that puts a smile upon my face, and this one did just that.

[Samuel Dickens]

I'm very sorry to hear about you and the shoe and the poo. At least you weren't bare-footed. That's how it usually happens to me. Evil Fido knows right where my feet tread on my walk to the bathroom in the middle of the night, and that is where he leaves his bombs.