Calendar Girls.

Calendar Girls.

A Poem by Paul Bell

January’s woman melts the snow.

February’s woman is good to go

March she blows like the wind

Aprils woman is sad then warmingly glad

May the shackles are off

June in bed till noon

July love on the beach

August same woman, roll on September

September’s woman is petite and coy

October is comfort and joy

November’s woman is fireworks, this is the one

December’s woman is ice cold, she’s just found out what  I've being doing for the last eleven months and wants a divorce.

© 2016 Paul Bell


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Paul Bell
Have a great New year to all in WritersCafe.

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This is very clever. Thoroughly enjoyed. Thanks for the smile, and a Happy New Year to you too.

Posted 7 Years Ago


Nice build-up to a funny twist at the end. I was reminded of a movie by this name which features older women featured on a "girlie" calendar . . . & being a "July" woman myself, I kinda think the fireworks should've been saved for my month! *wink! wink!* (((HUGS)))

Posted 7 Years Ago


Paul Bell

7 Years Ago

Changing it now Margie. lol
Thanks for the clever ending, I needed something to laugh about today. Valentine

Posted 7 Years Ago


Paul Bell

7 Years Ago

Happy laugh day.
such a clever and fun read...

love it.

started reading this and then humming simon and garfunkel..."April, come she will, when streams are ripe and filled with rain, May she will stay...."
"June she'll change her tune"



Posted 7 Years Ago


Paul Bell

7 Years Ago

Got to be, The only living boy in New York for me.
jacob erin-cilberto

7 Years Ago

"Tom, get your plane right on time, i know that you been eager to fly now"

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Lol...what a cool read so entertaining...I have that song swirling in my head now. Starz x

Posted 7 Years Ago


Paul Bell

7 Years Ago

You'll be hating it soon. lol
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7 Years Ago

Lol...it didn't take long! I was happy with your word choices for November ;) x
Hey hey hey, are you saying April women are a bit bipolar? Because if you think for one moment, I'm gonna laugh at that....you' d be right! Great punch line at the end....giggles

Posted 7 Years Ago


Paul Bell

7 Years Ago

Love the way you women stick together. lol

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