Baby Blues.

The doorbell chimed
She answered
It’s a pregnant woman
She never read the no cold callers sign then, he thought
Are you going to see what she wants
Footballs on, a man should never be disturbed when the footballs on
Was it eight months ago
Just a bit of fun
Why the hell don't women take precautions
This was not going to be pleasant
Hi John, you’re probably wondering who I am
You spoke to my husband about a month ago
He says you’re great at assembling flat packed furniture
As you can see, I’m getting to the critical stage
Yeah, right, I remember
Listen, don't you worry, I’ll pop round tomorrow
Have that nursery built in no time
Thanks, John, that will be great
By the way, if it’s a boy
John was one of the names we were thinking about.

Reviews

[Mrudula Rani]

Man should never be disturbed when the football, volleyball, the cricket, the news programs..... are on!

[Paul Bell]

I knew someone would be in total agreement.
Hope you're not being sarcastic now. lol

[Mrudula Rani]

I am speaking from personal experience! Sarcasm? even screaming has very little effect during sports hour on my men.

[Paul Bell]

You'll be rewarded someday.

[Mrudula Rani]

Thank you!

[barleygirl]

As is often the case, you don't mince any words! And I love that about you. There's nothing worse than the heavily-pregnant neighbor who asks an obligatory favor -- how does one refuse? I can feel the tension from here. In my younger days, I tried not to ask my friends to help me move becuz I didn't want to have to return the favor! *eeeek!* (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

[Paul Bell]

I know, Margie. Bloody neighbours.
At least in your neck of the woods, you can shoot them. We have to pretend we're not in.

[barleygirl]

You are delightfully hilarious & now I'm covered in dog fur since I was rolling on the floor when I really need to vacuum the place . . .

[Paul Bell]

Is that your idea of pilates.

[barleygirl]

Then why is my core still so flabby?

[Paul Bell]

Flabby is the new six pack.
Think thin, eat buffalo. But do not put the buffalo in white bread.

[John Alexander McFadyen]

This has irony stamped in iron letters throughout its course Mr Bell!

[Paul Bell]

It sure has, John.

[Gee]

The only precautions taken were to make sure the boyfriends never found out and that any clap clinic visited was far enough away that no one would know you.
Another wee gem Paul

[Paul Bell]

You've been through this too. lol

[Gee]

I was a father's worst nightmare and now I have 17 year old daughter of my own.....

[Paul Bell]

She'll be a sensible girl.

[Gee]

Here's hoping

[Mirror]

:-))) This got me smiling.
"Why the hell don't women take precautions" Typical Tone for a man. But, hey, She didn't even remember him.

[Paul Bell]

Why don't women remember. lol

[Mirror]

LOL. Ask me Paul, How will I know? Maybe it is just natural....

[Einstein Noodle]

things get much more time consuming than the one day stand ... damn those plumbers and repair men .. i suppose them both being so glib and blase' about the whole thing is kind of required under the circumstances ... if this is the beginnings of a soap i will be sure to watch for it ;)
E.

[Paul Bell]

Episode one, lol

[Einstein Noodle]

ahahahaha! i'm on the edge of my seat!!!!!!!

[DIVYA]

Such a cool chick. He gets jittery by the minute and she hardly even remembers him. (Though the end had a nice twist)

Told you to at least maintain a diary, if you have to keep doing this Paul but listen you won't!

[Paul Bell]

You know I don't do this sort of thing.
Though, diaries are dangerous things to leave around.

[DIVYA]

Have it your way then. But don't come crying later 😀

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Haha.

Very true words. NEVER disturb us Men when the football is on! And funnily enough that is exactly what i just watched! Us Aussies are on our way to Russia in 2018!

And it seems poor John may be good at making multiple things other than just nursery furnishings!

A clever write, Paul.

[Paul Bell]

Well done for getting to the world cup. I'll be armchair watching once again. Yeah, I think John's days of multi tasking may be over.