Mummy Daddy.

I want you to meet my mum

Oh no, not the mum
That means I could be the one
There goes the fun
Time for a ring
That couple thing
Need a plan
Insanity is in the man
Hun, I’m slightly gay
It’s always been that way
I try to hide it
But it just won't go away

I know babe
That’s what I love about you
You’re feminine too

Man, what have I done
Where do I run
Okay, plan two
Hun, think of the kids
What would they think
Daddy wearing a dress
Their little faces
Such a mess

Don’t worry babe
Take my hand
Let me introduce you
This is my mum

My god, what a body
So fit
Where’s that jeweler
Book the church
I’ll marry her mum
And then some
I’m in love

Babe, don’t get carried away
There's something I have to say
It’s about my mum

Hun, tell me all
Write it, ten feet on the wall
Watch me fall

Babe, my mum’s my dad
Aren't you glad 
You being that way too
So understanding
It was like God sent you

Okay, I've kind of went numb
Something just registered
Call me dumb
But It seems to me
Or maybe I’m slow
Have I just joined a feckin freak show.

Reviews

[Stella Armour]

oh dear lol, gay people are now allowed to live a life thank goodness, but this over the top mummy/daddy thing confuses me so no wonder lots of young children are wanting gender change and that, to be honest, worries me .... a lot :(

Having said that i am sitting here smiling at your poem :)

[Paul Bell]

We do live in a weird world now. Sometimes think straight, is outdated.

[Stella Armour]

me too Paul, maybe my generation were too busy struggling to survive and provide to be worried about such things lol

[Paul Bell]

Is Bi staight a gender. lol

[Stella Armour]

no, it's just an excuse for wanting the best of both worlds lol

[Paul Bell]

I can go with that. lol

[Stella Armour]

haha... you have to remmeber that i am an oldie and i can't imagine having a same sex relationship ...there weren't many about in my younger days ; you got married , had a family and cared for them. Each to their own i suppose, the only thing i don't like is the new generation being made aware of gender re assigment before they are old enough to experience any relationships.

[Paul Bell]

Never understood it myself, not with beautiful women in the world.

[Stella Armour]

Too much time time on their hands to think about themselves maybe Paul... a alot of exhibitionism as well methinks. Never mind i know i am a woman, mother, grandmother... never even thought about wanting to be any other gender... happy as i am :)))

[Paul Bell]

Quite right. Don't know if it's the water or the internet.

[Stella Armour]

+(*_*)+
lol ... well at least your poem was entertaining

[Paul Bell]

Did dodge a bullet. lol

[Tamara Beryl Latham]

Too funny, Paul. I enjoyed this read immensely. :-)

[Paul Bell]

Sadly I didn't and had to leave the country. lol

[Tamara Beryl Latham]

Oh! O.K. :-)

[Paul Bell]

Only kidding, introduced her to a good friend who has never spoken to me since. lol

[Mrudula Rani]

Gentle ribbing of Mother Nature! She never did write clear gender definitions in the DNA. Still it takes mummies and daddies to make more humans on this earth.

[Paul Bell]

So true, it's a mixed up world, and that's before the alcohol.

[Mrudula Rani]

It is too complicated from the very beginning!

[Onlyme]

OMG. Paul, this freaking funny as hell. Made me laugh my head off. Excellent poem. I would not be surprised if some guys actually. Think about these things in general. When a woman starts to hear the wedding bells rings. And they are thinking. F**k that! .....excuse my french.

[Paul Bell]

Think he was okay about marrying her mum. Well. that was till he was found out mummy was actually daddy. lol

[Onlyme]

lol.........

[Gypsy Warrior Queen]

Only You Paul, and with Nev. here to egg you on...I can't find a better laugh ANYWHERE! Happy Thanksgiving!

[Paul Bell]

That was a thanksgiving, getting away from her mummy daddy.

[Neville]

I reckon ya just gonna have to get used to it... or could it be just a passing fad...mum's the word eh.... perfectly penned and poetically put.... N'

[Paul Bell]

I'll never get into that dress. lol

[Neville]

not with me in it ya won't for sure..