Baking Cookies in my Negligee

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Baking Cookies in my Negligee   Please help me I'm falling,  and I can't get up. The grease on the floor spilled out of my cup. Measuring canola shouldn't be that hard, but the lid was stuck on my jar of lard. To substitute some oil seemed the way to go; it’s a healthy choice with an easy flow. Well, that cup full of oil in my firmest grasp flew up in the air when you made me gasp. I just want you to know I'm a skittish soul, and you sure scared me with that big ski pole. I thought you were outside, and I was alone, when you poked my rear and let out a moan. With my feet in the air and oil on the floor, you might as well do want you came in for.

 

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[SPINNING ON that dizzy ..]

Oh, this is so funny! Maxine cracks me up too - so good choice on the pic as well. I can only hope for you that your inspiration for this was somewhat based on a true experience! haha - fun write here!


Kath