Santa Claus

Written using the Clerihew form

 

Santa Claus (PG13)   The real Santa Claus Is in male menopause. He's blaming his night sweats and hot flashes On too many tight chimneys with hot ashes. By Sharon Miller Bolander    © 2008 Peggy Paris (All rights reserved)

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Reviews

[Helena]

This was fanatastic! Very creative, very enjoyable and very funny! :)

~ Helena ~

[Suelou]

OMG! PG13, I should say so. I sure enjoy your humor. LOL!

[Salvatore Buttaci]

That is the best clerihew I have ever read! You got Santa down pat. Do you agree that writing clerihews is more fun than a poet deserves?

Sal