Typical Shallow Girly Love Poem

This is what shallow girls like to write.

I'm in love with you boy,

Even though we've been together for one day,

I can see that you are special,

And that's why I've given my virginity to you.

My feeling are so strong,

I need to express them through structureless poetry.

I bend the laws of grammar,

Because I'm so emotional.

I don't use rhyming,

Because I'm so emotional.

Versification makes no sense to me,

Because I'm so emotional.

My lines are really pointless,

Still I keep repeating them,

Because I'm so emotional.

I'm writing this poem because my feelings

Were too big to fit into a simple Facebook status.

And everyone will like this poem,

Because it's so emotional and sweet.

Boy, I will love you forever,

Or at least

Until I find someone else

To give my “virginity” to.

Reviews

[Sarah W.]

To all you Twilight fans out there...
Good job. Sadly, these are the girls who would become popular in a public school setting.

[Irene]

haha omg this is hilarious. i was crying with laughter...maybe its because i'm so emotional!!! haha lol i'm so funny.

[Tomislav Petricevic]

lol, thank you! xD

[Irene]

your welcome

[OldInside]

all funny, but the last line "to give my "virginity" to" was the line that truly brings this piece together, cause it's just so utterly true.

[That_Girl]

LMFAO I am guilty of these. This is hilarious!

[Tomislav Petricevic]

Haha, thanks!

[AbbigaleJordan]

Lol cute piece :P

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100/100

[Rasputin]

This is 90% of Writer's Cafe. It's about time someone lampooned all the s****y poetry that chokes the life out of this site.

[Tomislav Petricevic]

Thanks!

[Alice Patterson]

Oh god Tom I'm gonna pee myself reading this hahahahahahahahahaha

[Tomislav Petricevic]

Then you better get to the bathroom! LOL, jk, thank you! :D

[Alice Patterson]

Lol just a metaphor O.o

[Tomislav Petricevic]

Yeah, I know :P XD

[No Longer in use]

I had to read this piece twice, because there were tears in my eyes the first time from laughing so hard!

[Tomislav Petricevic]

Haha, thanks!

[xSamilynnx]

awwww heyyy i didnt write one like that D: haha but true for most....

[K-mo]

haha I really liked it!