Matilda McMull

Just for fun...

Matilda McMull

Matilda McMull

Felt almost unwell

As a seagull

Who had consumed…

Two buckets

Of pink plastic fish

And a couple of

Synthetic spoons…

Her head

Was also spinning

Especially

When she discovered…

The fiancé

In her favourite dress

Stood in front

An old mirrored cupboard…

To add insult

Atop Matilda’s injuries

He actually

Looked quite sexy …

And sparkly make-up

Made his visage

Compared to her own attempts

A painful punch perplexity…

She didn’t mind him being

Shorter than herself

Or having to use

A booster seat in her car…

But a secret lover

Rummaging through her frocks

Was the final straw

And weirdo bridge too far…

Copyright @Phillozofee 2019

Author's Note

Pure fiction I might add ... just some light-hearted humour! :-)

Reviews

[john l smith]

I always enjoy any type of humor (mostly) and this was no exception
Nicely done
BTW, while feeding some seagulls the other day, I was able to look straight down a throat, which was just one wide open funnel, and I can see those plastic tid-bits, tumbling all down.
Dave B

[Phill Oz O'fee]

Hummmm - seen the same one the other day - unfortunately he 'spotted' my car - right in the middle of the windscreen - grrrrrrrrrrr! :-)

[Tourist the Sleepwalker]

This is great is Matilda resentful of her height perhaps?

[Coyote Poetry]

My god. A wonderful poem shared my friend.
"Was the final straw
And weirdo bridge too far…"
The above lines. Perfect ending and thank you for sharing the amazing poetry.
Coyote

[jacob erin-cilberto]

this is a smile....made me think of Eddie Izzard...
j.

[Phill Oz O'fee]

Thanks Jacob - just thought I would add a bit of humour... :-)