Three Lousy Bucks!

Three Lousy Bucks!

A Poem by Randy Johnson

When I got a job, the boss didn't tell me what he would pay.
That low life piece of scum only gave me three dollars a day.
That scum sucking dirt bag actually thought that I would love it.
Just like the song says, I told him to take that job and shove it.
I couldn't even buy a meal for three bucks.
He got mad when I told him that he sucks.
That S.O.B. black listed me so that I couldn't get another job.
When that jerk looked in his safe, he saw that he'd been robbed.
What he did made me madder than hell and he soon got the picture.
I may be unemployed but at least I'm twenty-five thousand dollars richer.

© 2018 Randy Johnson


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This is the sort of poetry that I like. very well written, rhyming and also the ending. Serves the old B*****d right. Loved the part of the old song "Take this job and shove it, I ain't working here no more" Look forward to more, please keep posting. Rod.

Posted 5 Years Ago



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Added on May 28, 2018
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Tags: Comedy, Boss, Fiction, Funny, Job, Money

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Randy Johnson
Randy Johnson

TN



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I was born in Middlesboro, Kentucky on August 20, 1971. I've lived in East Tennessee since 1973. My hobbies are writing and drawing. more..

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