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Compartment 114
Compartment 114
GE Appliances

GE Appliances

A Poem by Randy Johnson

There's something about my wife that astounds me.
She won't use any appliance unless it's made by GE.
I bought her a washing machine that was made by Whirlpool.
That was a dumb decision and I soon learned that I'm a fool.
My wife got so mad that she caved my head in with a claw hammer.
Now she's holding a grudge because she spent a year in the slammer.
General Electric appliances are the only appliances she will use.
I'll remember that in the future because I don't like to be abused.
She demands GE appliances because GE brings good things to life.
From now on, I'll buy nothing but GE because I'm scared of my wife.

© 2018 Randy Johnson


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Clever. Not riproarious. But it is funny.

Posted 5 Years Ago



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Added on July 14, 2018
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Tags: Abuse, Comedy, Funny, Humor, Wife

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Randy Johnson
Randy Johnson

TN



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I was born in Middlesboro, Kentucky on August 20, 1971. I've lived in East Tennessee since 1973. My hobbies are writing and drawing. more..

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