Paying Alimony Is a Bunch of Baloney

A judge ordered me to pay my ex-wife alimony.

I told him that his ruling was a bunch of baloney.

I refused to pay her anything because while we were married, she cheated.

She broke her wedding vows, it was a shameful way for me to be treated.

When I refused to pay alimony, the judge sent me to jail.

I've been raped ten times by the man who shares my cell.

It was the principle of the thing, that's why I refused to pay.

My cellmate is about to violate me again, I've had better days.

I hope a cop or prison guard can hear me as I begin to shout.

I'll pay my ex-wife whatever she wants if they'll let me out.