Roger

Roger

A Chapter by Rayviathae
"

A satirical look at the intense individuality we demand here in America as well as the tendency to "follow the crowd". Includes a talking sun and a cat smarter than most humans.

"

 

Roger

Before I was even able to sign out of my email account, I received a reply. My heart skipped and the adrenaline rushed again. The Tylenol could only do so much to keep my head from threatening homicide, so I moaned and opened the email.

To: the guy your mother warned you about [anonymous.never.forgives@gmail.com]

From: Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary [marycontrary@thenaughtydonkey.com]

 

To rid the world of zombies. You of all people should know this.

 

To: Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary [marycontrary@thenaughtydonkey.com]

From: the guy your mother warned you about [anonymous.never.forgives@gmail.com]

 

WHAT’S YOUR POINT?

I smiled. It was her, all right. I needed to find her, and I needed to find her quick. I shut down my computer and ran around the house, throwing clothes everywhere. I’m sure if I had any pets, they would’ve thought I’d gone and lost my mind, but I needed to find that phone book. Hadn’t a new one come just yesterday? How in the name of the Great Goddess Bastet could I have lost it already?

I managed to find one from not too long back and decided that it would suffice. I opened it up and flipped through to find “Harris, Angela.” As luck would have it, she was listed…thank the Egyptian gods I pretended to worship. I wrote down the address and brushed my teeth, ran a comb through my hair, and changed into something a little cleaner. I was craving a semi-intellectual conversation with someone who was a true individual. I rushed out the door without a second thought.




© 2008 Rayviathae



Author's Note

Rayviathae
Keep in mind when reading this that it was my NaNoWriMo piece, so it was originally written very fast with the intent of getting a word count and not so much content. I've done some work on that this second time around. I'm hoping the humour seems real.

My Review

Would you like to review this Chapter?
Login | Register




Reviews

another story read from your list... and yet, again... You amaze me. I'm hoping you'll think of some more to add. Time has caught me so I'm off to bed. Prepare for more reviews tomorrow.
Peace, Love, & Butterflies;
+xDrunkenFairytalex+
~Kalisa Rachelle

Posted 4 Years Ago


Are they truely individuals? or are they people under the illusion that indiviualism brings? lol. I love how that cat just knows things. The sun hasn't talked yet *tear*. Is there going to be more?

Posted 4 Years Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.


Request Read Request
Subscribe Subscribe
Add to Library My Library

Stats

71 Views
2 Reviews
Rating
Added on July 4, 2008


Author

Rayviathae
Rayviathae

poison.central



About
Email: randomness.insane.one@gmail.com; rayviathae@hotmail.com MSN: rayviathae@hotmail.com YIM: only1daredevil@yahoo.com Please feel free to drop me a line if you enjoy my stories. Critiques are al.. more..

Writing
Introduction Introduction

A Chapter by Rayviathae


just just

A Story by Rayviathae