Silent Night, Untold Night

Anna loves Christmas so much, she even requested for me to write a Christmas story for her. I couldn't think of a real nice and simple, so I figured that I'd try something a bit different.

 

Once Upon A Time In The North Pole

There Was A Snowstorm That's So Cold

Across The Land Covered In Snow

Somewhere Inside The Small Cave

The Elf Was Getting Ready To Shave

Until The Snowman Walked In Brave

The Elf Was Shocked To See Him

Knowing That His Chance Was Slim

The Spark Of Firewood Popped A Whim

They Stood Still, Giving Out The Glare

Thinking What They're About To Dare

But At Each Other, All They Did Was Stare

Then The Snowman Handed Him A Snowcone

Puzzled By His Arch-Rival's Purpose In Zone

Behind The Elf, He Grabbed An Average Stone

Snowman said, "It's Christmas, Let's Be Merry"

Elf Replied, "Sure, Let Me Grab A Gin Of Sherry"

Elf Poured The Drinks And Added In The Cherries

"What Is It?", Elf Asked, "What Is The Flavor?"

Snowman Chuckled, "It's The Taste Of Savor"

Elf Quietly Asked, "It's Not Returning The Favor?"

Snowman Laughed, "Oh, Dear, No, It's Not About It"

Elf Was Concerned And Preparing Himself To Hit

He Asked Quietly Again, "So, There's No Unwanted Pit?"

Snowman Lowered His Uneven Eyebrows Real Low

Then He Pointed Out That It's Nothing, But Yellow

Believing The Snowman's Trust, Elf Took A Bite Slow

"Gah!", Elf Stuttered, "What The Hell Is This? It's Bitter!"

"It's The Special Salted Lemon Twist", Snowman Twittered

He Smiled, "Something I've Learned From My Old Babysitter"

The Elf Stood Up And Yelled, "This Got To Be Some Trick!"

Snowman Laughed So Hard, "That's Right, My Turn, I Picked"

Elf Became Furious, "You Are One Sad Wicked..."

Then The Elf Coughed, Wondering What Was In It

He Cleared His Throat And Asked, "Is This A S**t?"

Snowman Laughed Devilishly, "I Wish, But That's A Piss"

The Elf Exploded And Grabbed The Shaving Razor Blades

The Snowman Built Up His Defense Then His Face Faded

Faceless Snowman Said, "Come On, Let's Play Til We're Jaded!"

 

Afterward, No One Ever Kept The Actual Tracks

It Wasn't Any Ordinary Night Before Christmas

T'was The Crazy Fight Before Christmas...

 

Author's Note

This is my early Christmas gift for her; Merry Christmas, Anna, and I hope that you enjoyed it for a good laugh.

Reviews

[Aspiring Angel]

Quite a yarn you spin. Enjoyed my visit.

[Ahmad Alhour]

Wow, this is very nice and you just knew how to dig your thoughts deep in!
I really like this one, it's like a folkish piece and simple at the same time!

Good job.

[1809 Black Plague Decem..]

gross! LOL
----mishel

[just is]

This is so cute Joe, Anna will love it, made me laugh. Hope you have a wonderful Holiday

[Flame DM]

haha this was hysterical. snowman elf wars! What side are you on? well written and definately brought a smile to my face

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[Anna Writes]

lol..this so touching...:]
salamat for this!
hope you have a merry christmas!
i'll put you on top of my christmas tree this night..^^