Pizza D'oh!

Pizza D'oh!

A Poem by Rita L. Sev
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Don't ask...

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The pizza doe, she is a dear,

she never forgets to go bye.

She’s been kneading a raze;

for good grain she preys,

she’s tired of disfigured pi. 


© 2013 Rita L. Sev



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Rita L. Sev
What is wrong with me today? ;P

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Ooooooh, Rita -- I really want Pizza but I can't eat it, I have a sore throat and a chest infection... >.< Reading this made me so hungry, guess I'm stuck with tomato soup, lol.

Amazing read!

Posted 4 Years Ago


Rita L. Sev

4 Years Ago

Tomato soup is yummy, too... :) This was just a burst of utter silliness one day - glad you liked it.. read more
this is really cute...who doesnt love pizza...nice one Rita:)

Posted 4 Years Ago


Rita L. Sev

4 Years Ago

Some silly wordplay that day... :) Thanks, Rose!
Semantic Antics...my favorite game.
Cute



Posted 4 Years Ago


Rita L. Sev

4 Years Ago

That's exactly what it was - just a bit of play! Thanks, Angel!
Angel

4 Years Ago

I love that game...and you play it so well!!
WHAT AM I?: Nephilim WHAT AM I?: Nephilim
A teen boy gets killed, but trades his soul for another chance. He changes. A girl notices the new boy with silver eyes.
Theres no topping this Rita ;)

Posted 4 Years Ago


Rita L. Sev

4 Years Ago

Ha! Thanks!
what wonderful double meaning....i worked in pizza for about 30 years...

i kneaded more dough...but didn't get it.

so i left ....

i felt disfigured by all those years, but did enjoy the pi,,,when i had one.

Posted 4 Years Ago


Rita L. Sev

4 Years Ago

Ha! I remember going to Colonial Williamsburg as a child, and there was a sign saying that a woman .. read more
I'm with Frieda! What have you been drinkin'?! Ha! I am so tired, I had to really think about what I was reading. Cute, cute, Ms. English teacher!

Posted 4 Years Ago


Rita L. Sev

4 Years Ago

Water all day, I promise! (until now...) I think this odd wordplay phase is out of my system - I did.. read more
I think you are hungry. But your poetry is still wonderful any way you slice it.

Posted 4 Years Ago


Rita L. Sev

4 Years Ago

Thank you for that tasty piece of praise, Jack! :)
said the dough to the baker...it's so nice to be kneaded.....you're on a roll....this is not the yeast entertaining of your writes....it really gets to the crust of things. well done!

Posted 4 Years Ago


Rita L. Sev

4 Years Ago

Ha! I knew you would rise to the occasion! Thanks, Quin. I was in a weird wordplay mood today... :)
quinfinn

4 Years Ago

i do so love the wordplay.....pray, do indulge us further....
lol, I love it. This makes me "lol." Thank you.

Posted 4 Years Ago


Rita L. Sev

4 Years Ago

Glad to give a laugh! Thank you!
Jack V.

4 Years Ago

Thanks for that. Makes the heart happy.

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