OLD JUNE BUG

A Poem By Rodney Russ

Old June Bug was considered smarter than an oak tree
Yet not as smart as a dog

Old June Bug didn’t always believe the hype
For that reason he never brushed his teeth
“It’s a government conspiracy,” he always said
“They got mind control in that toothpaste.”
As a result Old June Bug had rotten teeth

Old June Big was cheap
As well as stupid as an oak tree
In Mitchell’s grocery store
He accidentally broke a jar of Daddy Buck Syrup
To avoid paying for it
He got down on all fours
And licked it off the floor
They say he nearly died  from swallowing
All the broken glass

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I try to be grateful when a lesson only costs me a little coin.. I like your writing style..