You Know How It Goes

some joke haikus for you

You Know How It Goes

 

Blinking cursor mocks.

Laptop now overheating.

Fizzled, we combust.

 

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F**k it all to hell.

Stabbing neck with pen sounds good.

Blood on lined paper.

 

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Pages are lifeless.

Character zombies eat me.

My brains are yummy.

Reviews

[Antonio Valentino]

Yeah I do... well some of it anyway... the cursor laughing at you as you sit there like some wordless mook, puter overheating for the third time today, ready to give it some air, out the window... the neck stabbing part? Hmm, maybe not so much lol. Pages are lifeless, Character zombes eat me lol! Brains aren't bad... simmered then sauted, served with fava beans and a nice Chianti... ha.

Hilarous Sara, loved it!
Antonio xx

[J.Black]

Hella awesome.

[zombiikillah666]

this is my kind of poem x)
hellzzz yea xD

[Rory CJ Frankson]

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Jeepers, this is just too cool. I'm so glad I took a writing break to come visit an old friend. This had just set a whole new tune to my day... [ f**k it all to Hell ]. I love the surprises of your writ an witty turn ah crazy intellectual.
[ Stabbing neck with pen sounds good. ] Gawd girl, where does this stuff arrive from? Must have been studying huh. That would make any one want to eat their yummy brain...

Pages aren't lifeless, when your on Em... Sunshine, Love Ro... feel that giggle

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[Devons]

Humorous, witty and entertaining little pastiche on the perils of creative writing..

Funny how writers can so easily summon inspiration for writing about writing..!! Meaningless, of course, to everyone esle...!

I like this, and it shows the silly madness which haunts the pen-holder, disturbingly frozen mid-vacancy..

[Arthur Henn]

Loved this...
Oh yes,
I think all writer's can understand
what you have written here.

(Smiling) Enjoyed it all

[Shalini Dinesh (Poet's ..]

oh my just cant imagine zombies eating me ..... ooooh am scared ! (just kidding), nice try indeed, i liked it

[mope]

These are very good
And the small asterisk ones
Say it so succinct

The first reminds me of my student days:

my essay overdue
the 'lecky meter runs out
phosphor glow takes piss

:)

[faryn wolff]

Excellent, most amusing!
I love witty haikus.

[Coyote Poetry]

I hate and love the computer. It make thinks easier and can break down and leave us in a lot of trouble. I like the poem. Made me smile this evening. A excellent poem.
Coyote