1. If I could write
I would never write in lists
Some numerals
And grocery items
Are not poetic
2. If I wrote lists
They'd be the illest lists
You've ever heard
Keeping you on your feet
Just guessing at
What might…
Come…
3. If my lists were raw
They'd be death lists
Focused, simple, colorful
Like Uma Thurman in Kill Bill
I would stab my way through it
Crossing off names and lives
With the katana blade of my pen
4. If my lists were killer
(In both senses of the word)
I would require infinite ink
5. If you are on my bomb ass death list
Don't be stressed
Because not only will I bring death peacefully
Don't be offended
Because I'm on the list too
As is my mother and father,
The cookie monster
And my best friend
I do this because my death list
Is really a list of redemption.
6. If we all deserve life...