Nutty

It's half true. But guess which half.

My sister is a nut.
She is the nuttiest nut. I believe she is the nuttiest of the nutty nuts.
She is a big nut. Much bigger then any mans nut you can compare her to.
And to be specific. A cashew. A cashew nut! (As she says)
She's been fried, caramelized, salted, and pretty much submitted to every method of delicious-ee-fying a perfectly good nut.

Everytime I see her she is wearing her wonderful white coat. I think it looks beautiful on her, and brings out the wildness in her eyes. 
But for some reason she writhes and wriggles when wearing it! Maybe she doesn't realise how good it looks...

I like my sister. Well, I like her when she is away. Away in a white bag with the other nuts!

My sister is a nut. 

"I like nuts," Quote my sister.

Author's Note

I didn't fully realise what I was writing until I got to the frying and caramelizing and I realised I am an unconscious genius (but publicly an idiot). It talks about perhaps what I young child would think about their insane relative. I think it's an interesting topic.
I know I said a story but it looks like a poem. It's really not.
But seriously, I just randomly thought I should share this! ENJOY
Feel free to correct me!

Reviews

[Hyperion]

yeh i liked this one, insane in the membrane, girls insane, got no brain!! hehehehehhh

[Priscilla Sayers]

Love the nutty sister! I am the nut in my sister's eyes and proud to be! Kudos for a nutty write reviewed by an equally nutty girl!

[yukiderp]

this is genius, my nutty friend

[Rose of Gondor]

This is one funny, nutty story. :) I LOVE IT! You, are a genius, my friend. :)

[Dove]

I agree with we are all dead and unafraid! This is a nutty story but it is really funny and I love funny stories.

[Nihilum]

This is a very NUTTY story.
I like the nutty and delicious-ee-fying-ness.
It's funny, and it shows your love for your NUTTY sister.
Though she isn't as much of a nut as you are, my dear friend.
trust me, I know ;)
o 3o