The Fool

The Fool

A Chapter by Shy Joe

10 word contest. Just thought it would be fun.

Drinking drunk he's quite a nut
Yelling at his
iguana like a c**t

Slathering down
apple liqueur
Too much hoopla before dinner

All hyped up to fill up his empty dish
He desperately grabs up the goldfish

In his haste he lunge much to low
A lizards carcass his vision now show

Now this reptile has died in the scuff
Cried the wino "Please be a bluff!"

Alcohols fog done, no longer have under
Tops the pets grave with floral lavender

© 2016 Shy Joe

Author's Note

Shy Joe
Practice makes perfect.

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Poor Iguana! LoL Poor goldfish, too. He was a fool, for sure.
Never know what you'll find after an alcohol fog haha
Thank you for entering the 10 Words I Give contest.
Wino vs Iguana - Wino 1 Iguana 0

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Added on May 27, 2016
Last Updated on November 12, 2016
Tags: iguana, drunk, drinking, alcohol, death, goldfish, lavender


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