Womanhood.

quotes and paraphrasing of what has been said to me or about me

Can I fap to you?

Do the curtains match the drapes?

I’ve always wanted a redhead.

 

 

Do you ever watch Netflix with your friends naked?

That redhead in KFC tonight was eye candy.

You should go out with him just to be nice.

Why do I keep getting friend-zoned?

Wanna 360?

TO BE CRUSHED LIKE THAT! TO BE CRUSHED LIKE THAT!

Who’s that new hot chick?

I know, she’s bangin’!

NICE A*S!

You’re still single? You need to get out there and get a boyfriend. Maybe we should set you up.

I’m giving you an ultimatum: If I come down there, either I get to bring my weed or we have sex.

I told my two cousins to make out and I watched them. Do you think that’s hot?

Did ya miss me?

Uhh, how sexual would you want to talk?

 

 

Why does she always have to dress nice? Why can’t she be like everyone else?

There’s no more room at our table. You’ll have to find somewhere else to sit.

She likes 37 black dicks up her a*****e.

Okay, psycho b***h!

A monkey could do your job better than you can!

You’re single? Still?

I wish your b***s were bigger. Have you ever thought about plastic surgery?

Like I said I am not nor have I ever stalked you don't flatter yourself.

I just broke your black jelly bracelet. You know what that means?

I love redheads. Can I look at your hair closer?

I love redheads. Can I take your picture?

 

 

 

 

This guy keeps putting notes in your backpack every day. Do you want me to throw them out?

I don’t understand why you don’t have a lot of friends. You’re so funny and nice!

 

 

 

 

 

 

I know you've had problems with the value of your life, and I was scared you had finally taken it.

You don’t deserve that.

I just wanted some reassurance that you are hanging on still.

 

You have a great personality. Don’t ever change that.

That’s Kristine.