Philosophical Indeed

Just read.

SPIDER SPIDER!!

Kill it with

FIRE FIRE!!

Stupid

SPIDER SPIDER!!

Bring me a 

TIRE TIRE!!

Oh how I hate you

SPIDER SPIDER!!

I swear I will

STAB YOU STAB YOU!!!

Go die you

SPIDER SPIDER!!

Im going to 

SQUIRREL!!

Author's Note

My random try at a nonsense poem! p.s. I hate spiders

Reviews

[Coffee Vampier]

I love spiders they have some much to teach! However squirrels are scatter brained, much less to learn from there.

[Marie]

You certainly got your point across.

Spiders are useful insects in their place; they catch flies.

[Sir Joseph]

Yes ha, this was just something really random I felt like writing.

[Holly Mason]

I am not a spider fan
I like the way you have laid this out it grabs at moments then lets one rest then grabs again
creative
thank you for sharing

[Sir Joseph]

Thank you!:)

[Ohhhwillow]

Respect every creature of the earth as you would wish to be respected dude. I'm a hippy child, spiders ain't pretty but they are a life form nonetheless :)

[Sir Joseph]

This is where we differ lol :)

[Ethale Captor]

Interesting layout, but a nice write. Very humorous.

[Sir Joseph]

It was off the wall like 30 seconds lol

[Ethale Captor]

Great work with the impromptu topic.

[Sir Joseph]

Thank You! I get these random little rhymes all day

[marie]

Nooo don't kill the spider!! D8

[Sir Joseph]

Too late!! mwahahaha

[marie]

But...but...:'(

[Sir Joseph]

i is sorry :*

[marie]

Iz ok.. :)

[Sir Joseph]

Good :) cause spidey all gone gone

[marie]

noooooo!!!!!!!!!!

[poetry-kiddo alienbaba]

With great power ...comes even greater responsibility...
-King Bruce

[Sir Joseph]

Oh wise oracle, i shall control my fiery fury.

[poetry-kiddo alienbaba]

The Oracle was a Woman....Neo...
I am Uriel...the fallen arch-

[Sir Joseph]

Lo ciento

[poetry-kiddo alienbaba]

Nema

[~*~Peace Keeper~*~]

lmbo xD yeahhh i don't like spiders either....i actually remember killing a spider once saying "Die Die" xD very interesting

Good Job at being random lol

[Sir Joseph]

Oh every time i see a spider i literally say "Kill it with fire" lol cant stand haha thanks for the review! im naturally random so XP

[~*~Peace Keeper~*~]

xD i sound like a karate person killing them at times lol and do you really kill em with fire or just say it lol

[Sir Joseph]

I have once or twice lol I felt like a ninja once because i was working in the yard and saw a huge one on a tree and threw my knife at it and hit it square on the tree!! lol i normally sound like a murderer spazzing out lol

[~*~Peace Keeper~*~]

lmbo that is awesome XD i had a dream of a spider being like a ninja xD some weird stuff lol

[Sir Joseph]

.............Shoot it.... in the face.... with a hammer.... thats on fire.... and explosive.... lol lol

[~*~Peace Keeper~*~]

yeahh in me dream i only had a cat and a water jug...neither was helping much xD

[Sir Joseph]

Sad sad day... Lol

[~*~Peace Keeper~*~]

lol no kidding