Turn Any Obituary into Comedy Gold

When you get to the sentence in the obituary
that reads
"________ is survived by . . ."
with the list of relatives that follows,
simply insert "Abe Vigoda" into the list.

In the unlikely event
that you are reading
Abe Vigoda's obituary,
just go ahead,
and insert Abe Vigoda's name into the list anyway.

It won't make much sense,
but it will still be funny.

Author's Note

You're welcome.