On the Increasing Democratization of Cheeseburgers

Do you meet me at uncooked center, 

to brain seared medium-well?

unto violets smoldered cerebral,

red against inquisitive steel

At tomato discourse served in 

egalitarian dress, coiffured,

until the mastiff salivates, 

hungered for intolerable flavor.

The f****t conglomerate, 

pickled and minced, 

melting point perpetuum;

now I am become cheese

plutonium-grade decor, the 

chagrined pearl of rotted teeth

granuled universe, count

each poppy seed

serviette crumpled the fistful, 

a*s wiped entire smidgens,

my tongue tied parodic, or pederast,

 however apropos Grecian

pharmakos questionare, did our dearest 

Whitman fancy dark meat?

Do tell him that I am large, 

that I contain platitudes.