Shakespeare

For a contest. Who knew writing 100 words of only dialog would be so difficult?

 

“F*****g bullshit!”

 

“A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.”

 

“…Thanks, Romeo. You’re so helpful.”

 

“That was Juliet’s line, actually.”

 

“Oh yeah? Well, I bite my thumb at you.”

 

“…You what?”

 

“I bite my thumb at you.”

 

“…What in God’s name is that supposed to mean?”

 

“I thought you were the Romeo and Juliet expert.”

 

“What the hell does biting thumbs have to do with Romeo and Juliet?”

 

“Did you even READ Romeo and Juliet?”

 

“Of COURSE I read Romeo and Juliet.”

 

“Lord, what fools these mortals be.”

 

“…What does THAT have to do with Romeo and Juliet?!”

Reviews

[HoorayForUnderdog]

Too funny! You Rocketh! (that is Romeo and Juliet speak)

[Jet Lag]

cute! thanks for submitting and good luck!