A Dog's View of Politics

for a contest

A Dog's View of Politics

I sit and wag my tail and think to myself 'I love being a dog!'
Master looks at TV before him and yell 'ogjdsisfrmkbf.'
Excited, I begin to bark, 'I'm a dog! I'm a dog! I'm a dog!'
'Yeah!' Master yells.
Old people on the TV are funny looking. 'Old people on the TV.' I lay back down. 'Oh well.'
I then yawn. 'I'm a dog,' I say happily as I drift to sleep.

Reviews

[Calypso]

Very funny. I often wonder how my dog sees the world. She seems so carefree and I envy her because of that.

[Kathryn Saunders]

We have a running joke here with my friends Dog that all he thinks all day is 'I'm a dog!' in a really excited voice

[Steve]

Funny! I like this. You should write more of this.