Random Haiku From writers craft

I did these in like 20 min, they are really bad but I still find them funny

Poetry is bad
But only when I write it
So I use Haiku

We have begun on earth
A catastrophic event
That will kill us all

Cadham is awesome           (My teacher)
I stole this from Morrison   (One of my friends)
I need this mark bad          (Being a suck up can work right?)

Three Twenty Six words
I really need more of them
So I will ramble

Very short this is
This is how Yoda would speak
I wish I was him

Eight more f***ing words
Now I am over
The mark you have set for us

Author's Note

These where some Haiku I did in writers craft in grade 12, I kinda procrastinated for too long and this is what I got a lot of random haiku's that relate to absolutely nothing. But yes there was a minimum of 500 words that I had to hit to get the completion mark. But I left out some really bad poetry so your guy's eyes wouldn't have to bleed anymore then they already have xD. But Yes I know these are exceptionally horrible.

Reviews

the 2nd one is brilliant.
Funny, yes.

[Angie Diane♥&hea..]

This was good. Great job on it. I like that it was 500 words. I'm pretty bad at haiku's. I think a lot of people are better than me. Well thanks for sharing. :)

[Miss Coral]

These are quite amusing, but I'm sad to say, these aren't haiku. I'm pretty sure that these are senyru. Haikus are about nature, to be specific, seasons.
However, I still do quite like these. c:

Coral