Prunes are not anything like a fig

Prunes are not anything like a fig

A Poem by Tabby Mac
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Amusing...

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Oh, how I long for a fig!
I guess I'll settle for a prune.
Not bad...maybe I'll have two?
I must say these don't make me swoon...
Like the fig does
But it is sweet and chewy this little prune!
Maybe another will satisfy my craving?
Nom...nom...nom...
As with the fig I'm not behaving!
I'm devouring a bunch,
I guess I'll skip lunch
Oh NO...what have I done?
I knew I should have just had one!
Figs don't have this effect!
My plans for the day...
Oh dismay!
I must deflect...
Prunes are not a good substitute
For a fig...I'm in hot pursuit!
It's off to the loo!!!
Toodaloo
Prunes are not anything like a fig!

© 2017 Tabby Mac



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Tabby Mac
To make you giggle...thoughts

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omg haha i hate to admit im going through this today as well.. its horrible.. haha delightful piece.. eat that fruit though its good for you.. 😁

Posted 7 Months Ago


Tabby Mac

7 Months Ago

Haha! I'm glad you liked it!! I really appreciate you stopping by!!
Tabby
Antonio Valentino

7 Months Ago

iit was my pleasure nice meeting you.. ☺
Tabby Mac

7 Months Ago

Nice meeting you friend!!
Tabby
Another happy Tabby piece.
I do wonder where you get these ideas from. But neverless tabby, it was a fun read and these type of poems always put a smile on my face.
They are Zany but cute.

Toodaloo.

Mark.

Posted 7 Months Ago


Tabby Mac

7 Months Ago

Would you believe real life experiences inspire such amazing art? LOL
Thank you Mark, I'm gl.. read more
matrixmark

7 Months Ago

Tabbyworld rocks!

Mark.
HA HA Ha! I see you are being "Fecetious"

Posted 8 Months Ago


Tabby Mac

8 Months Ago

HA! You are funny too!! Thank you!
Tabby
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Your poem was whimsical and put me in silly mood, which I like...thank you for sharing. :)

Posted 8 Months Ago


Tabby Mac

8 Months Ago

I'm glad you liked it! Thank you for stopping by!
Tabby
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8 Months Ago

You are most welcome, Tabby...it was my pleasure.
As the laughter "BUUURRRSSSTTTS!!!" from unexpected places the hysteria is soooo becoming.

Having a "pause" here - a "sit-down" takes on such a more personal-meaning-full moment ...still chuckling

Posted 9 Months Ago


Tabby Mac

9 Months Ago

Thank you Chris! I'm glad to know I can make you laugh!!
Tabby
Yes take just original. Each part of this planet have own charm. Like your poem.

Posted 9 Months Ago


Tabby Mac

9 Months Ago

Thank you Martin! Nice to see you stopped by!
Tabby
Tabby, This is adorable. I'm not a fan of figs, but I do know those prunes will sneak right up on you! Thanks for the smile today! :) Julie

Posted 9 Months Ago


Tabby Mac

9 Months Ago

Glad to make you smile!
Thank you Julie!
Tabby
I think figs are to prunes what I.E.D.s are to landmines - they are more surreptitious but just as deadly.
I welcomed this laugh Tab. Bravo !
xD

Posted 9 Months Ago


Tabby Mac

9 Months Ago

Thank you! Thank you!! Sneaky prunes!
Tabby
Enjoyed your playful story-in-a-poem about how the difference between figs & prunes is more than just taste . . . it can also be "bad taste" if in proper company! *wink! wink!* I enjoyed following along with your exploration & discovery!

Posted 9 Months Ago


Tabby Mac

9 Months Ago

HA! Yes you are right! Thank you for your kind thoughts and for stopping by! I'm glad to make you sm.. read more
This really made me giggle! I'm going to save this poem, and read it when I feel sad. You're poems are always so special, Tabby! 2 thumbs up!!

Posted 9 Months Ago


Tabby Mac

9 Months Ago

I'm glad!! I aim to encourage and in this case amuse! Hahaha I love when you stop by!
Thank y.. read more

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