Improvising ~ Regrets

Improvising ~ Regrets

A Poem by Tabby Mac
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Because sometimes in order to survive we do what we can to get by...(funny poem)

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Improvising ~ Regrets

Seventeen olives because I am out of juice
Add some vodka...
 that should do.
This week has me worn out,
And it's only Tuesday!
Wish this liquor had a spout
It's not a booze day.
Sip, sip...
Oh my, that's strong!
I'll make my story short not long.
Excuse me, I need some pretzels...
My husbands out of town
And the kids were being clowns.
Sip, sip...
I finally got them to bed
And to ease my aching head...
Nom, nom...
Olives were a good choice
I grabbed a drink to calm my nerves.
Judge me, but it's not deserved.
Sip, sip...
They ganged up on me.
Those little buggers!
I was out numbered!
Glad we are not the Duggars
We have only three
Sip, sip...
This is tasting better to me...
But still I'm putting up my feet.
Going to enjoy the quiet
For today was quite the riot.
Nom, nom, nom...
Too bad I'm out of olives!

 ---Regrets---
So what I should have done...
Nom, nom, nom...
And would have been more fun!
Sip, sip...
And even more efficient.
These kids have made my mind deficient.
Crunch, crunch...crunch
Sip, sip...
Was pour the vodka straight into
The olive jar...yeah you thought it too.
Sip, sip...nom, crunch...
Took me the first half of my drink
To figure that out
I could have said f... the spout
Ahhhhhhh...
Sip, crunch, nom, nom, nom...

© 2017 Tabby Mac



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Tabby Mac
I hope to make you giggle!

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And there it is.
Probably the funniest poem I have ever read, and of course it had to come from Tabby. The first time I read this, I laughed. The second time was even funnier. The third time, it was still as silly as the first. I love how your mind works and how it creates these quirky little pieces. Keep em coming Tabby, and I'll keep reading.

Mark.

Posted 5 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Tabby Mac

5 Months Ago

You are the best Mark! I am so grateful for you! I am glad to make you laugh that was the intent. I .. read more



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BRI LLIAN T... A SOLUTEL Y B RILLIANT.. LAUG HING SO!!!

F act or fiction i's how it would be, start to finish..nom nom.. sip .. delicious! Loved the flow, the language, the sett scenes, the stress, (your love for your children!?!), the gradual coming to terms with 'what the hell! '

Have to read it again.. reading this and laughing is better than sleeping pills!! (late in UK)

Posted 5 Months Ago


Tabby Mac

5 Months Ago

LOL! I'm so glad you like it!! I cracked myself up!! I enjoy writing funny poems! Often times I feel.. read more
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A Saturday morning smile, thank you

Posted 5 Months Ago


Tabby Mac

5 Months Ago

Glad you enjoyed this! It makes me giggle every time I read it! I feel encouraged!
Tabby
And there it is.
Probably the funniest poem I have ever read, and of course it had to come from Tabby. The first time I read this, I laughed. The second time was even funnier. The third time, it was still as silly as the first. I love how your mind works and how it creates these quirky little pieces. Keep em coming Tabby, and I'll keep reading.

Mark.

Posted 5 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Tabby Mac

5 Months Ago

You are the best Mark! I am so grateful for you! I am glad to make you laugh that was the intent. I .. read more
sounds like you needed a sip or two,laid back and eating olives ,lol

Posted 5 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Tabby Mac

5 Months Ago

LOL! It's silly isn't it!! Yep I needed all the olives! Haha
Tabby
 wordman

5 Months Ago

it is a great relaxing write

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