I'd Much Rather

 

I'd much rather fly a broomstick,

Much rather go to Charms,

Than end up somehow in a cannibals arms.

 

I'd much rather wear a cloak

That makes me shadowy as the night,

Than glow when the sun hits me, like some

fairy made of light.

 

I'd much rather learn a spell,

Receive Owl mail,

Than sell my soul for eternity,

and pretty much be damned to hell.

 

I'd much rather befriend a giant,

Fight a Hungarian dragon,

than worry about how I look as an immortal.

 

I'd much rather leave America,

than stay in Forks

and choose beastiallity or necrophilia.

 

So obviously you see,

at least when it comes to me,

there's no comparison between Edward and Harry.

 

 

Author's Note

:) I know the rhythm is crazy, and the rhyme is inconsistent, but I did it for kicks. :)

Reviews

[Abdul Aziz]

Haha. Amazing poem dude. Its about time someone stands up against the horrible monstrosity that is Twilight.
I don't like the Harry Potter series much either, but there's no comparison between HP and You Know What!

"I'd much rather leave America,
than stay in Forks
and choose beastiallity or necrophilia."
I don't know what to say. I'm rolling on the floor laughing!

I don't think the rhyme or the rhythm matters here. The subject matter demands the poem to be awkward, I guess. This poem had me in splits from the first stanza.

Awesome poem, mate!

[Livana Lowell]

Omg, man I'm wondering the same thing. Why copy stephanie meyer? Rowling earned a lot of money with like seven movies out while twilight has only four? Besides, I love the imagination captured in Harry Potter. The book makes me feel like things are possible and it's okay to dream, get stronger, and etc. With Twilight, it's just BLAH. The whole poem made me laugh! I was captured by the pic and title. Awesome write.

[Tony]

Well, That was a remarkably fun waste of time.....
By the way...Nice flattop dude.
Did you buy it beat up or did you beat it up?

[Nicole Clarice Anna Wie..]

Ahhh! I am so in love with this! I am laughing so hard right now - this is just great! Thank you so much for making my day that much better! Brilliantly entertaining!
Cheers - N.C.A.W.

[BlankPageTheory]

"I'd much rather leave America,
than stay in Forks
and choose beastiallity or necrophilia."

Genius.

[Taylor H.]

I love this! The great part is, I didn't even choose this because it was harry potter lol. I just clicked a poem. (i'm drawn to hp i guess lol) and I totally agree :)

Twilight=fad
Harry Potter=Lifestyle :)

[little lily Bride of Ch..]

i Don't care for Twilight or harry potter books this is kinda interesting in a weird way lol made me laugh a bit and i do think i got the diff of this little ditty :)

[LondonParis]

Awesome poem! I love both Twilight and Harry Potter A LOT but this poem rocks. Like my favorite poem I've read rocks!!!!!!!!

[Addie]

This is such a good compare and contrast. Especially that I prefer Harry over Twilight. Good to see other writer's dislike Twlight instead of completely worshiping it. Good poem =)

[Quill up a gay ape's bu..]

Before I was old enough to hold the quill, I used to write poetry with my a*s. Those were the days! This poem makes me nostalgic.

[Jenna Marie]

I liked this a lot. (: