A few things

About time I let you see, a bit of the lighter side of me.

 There are three things parents need more of.

 

 1: Money.

As the little buggers grow they eat more, need bigger clothes and need more stuff.

 

 2: Spare time.

Remember the days when we used to stay up all night playing PlayStation, watching movies and having dinner at 3 am when we finally realized we were hungry.

 

3: Sex.

Do I really need to explain why?

Reviews

[char]

I value my youth even more! But one thing that I do that's on your list is the eating dinner bit. Sometimes I eat, sometimes I don't. All depends if my stomache and mind reach a consensus, which rarely happens.

Stomache: "I'm hungry, let's eat."
Brain/Mind: "Anna's gonna get chubby if we eat."
Stomache: "But I'm really hungry."
Brain/Mind: "Who cares?! Eat the stored fat you have down there!"

I know, I'm the picture of health :D

[Alex Falkner]

Lol.
Could you send some chub my way?
I need some to make it look like I got b***s again, what little b***s I had a few years ago dropped to my a*s.
Lol.

[char]

xD I'm not chubby, nor do I, how do you say, 'have large b***s'. And I would kill for a bigger arse. Mine is tiny. :D

[Alex Falkner]

Lol, sorry, I misinterpreted the last comment you made.
I'm in a weird mood today, overdose of coffee. Lol.

[char]

I'm not a coffee drinker. Just a random fact. :)

[Alex Falkner]

Don't smoke, don't drink coffee, Are you human?
Anna, Anna, a cat's stolen your tablet!
Need more coffee.Lol.

[Alex Falkner]

God I'm a dipshit today.
Lol

[char]

And I also do not drink. There are reasons for that. Coffee stinks and looks like a deathly dehydrated person's piss. Cigarettes just remind me of tampons.

I assure you, I am human. Just unique and real. :)

[Alex Falkner]

I don't drink either, one can of beer and I'm on my arse.
Not joking, I really am. lol

[char]

You're funny today. That is cool.

[Alex Falkner]

Lol.
The funny lady got to go pick up the funny kid.
Might be back on in about an hour, If I don't catch you later I'll catch you tomorrow. :)

[char]

You two are awesome.

[Distantview123]

Parenthood is not easy. Despite all the warnings, no-one is ever really prepared for parenthood. We all have to experience it to understand it! I still think it is worth it though. Our two sons left home years ago, and have wives of their own, but they still cost us money whenever they visit! They raid the fridge, borrow books and CDs (which I might see again one day!), but we still love them. Thanks for the smile (and the frown!).

[James Hanna-Magill]

Dear Tammy

As I have got to know you quite well by now, I am pleased that you, like I do try at times to look at lighter topics.

The words of the Monty Python film, Life of Brian: 'Life's a load of s**t, when you think of it. Always look on the bright side of life.'

They're hidden in the ending of my short story on here 'The Lightness of Choux Pastry'.

I love your one-liners in the mails we exchange at times.

There was one last night about smoking and children, which I read out to Susan and we were rolling with laughter!

Can I do a long review here?

Must be joking.

I agree with every word.

There is a another practical difficulty. I am smiling so much I can't type and there is every risk my laptop might fall off my knees and smash on the floor.

That about wraps it up!

Another expertly worded longwinded Hanna-Magill eloquent commentary (cough)!

Love to you

From me and Susan x

[Alex Falkner]

Thanks James, I'm glad you liked this one, I sent this as a txt to a few people, it quickly made the circuit and came back to me, I guess quite a few people liked it.
Lol.

Tammy.

[Derek Nall]

Top 3 indeed! Good stuff :)

[Alex Falkner]

Thanks, glad I made a few people smile.

[Holly Mason]

thank you for the smile...truly
2.spare time
wouldn't that be great I have so much to do to keep up with schools I do not know how to somedays I think I have more homework then my girls
3 is an interesting one-cute as a button though for sure
thank you for this fun adorable write

[Alex Falkner]

I enjoyed writing this one, my other half cracked up laughing when he saw it.

[JR Darewood]

you really hit the basics! that should be the new top three for maslow's hierarchy of needs.

[Alex Falkner]

Lol. thank you. :)
Was in a silly mood when I wrote this one.
One question though, who or what is maslow's hierarchy?

[JR Darewood]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maslow%27s_hierarchy_of_needs

[JR Darewood]

i guess they already got those on the base of the pyramid...

[Alex Falkner]

Ohhh, Ok.
Haven't had the internet for long at all, so I'm a bit clueless.
Lol.

[Alexander Rodgers]

Hahaha number three, maybe that would calm them down and keep them off everyone's a*s huh?