Skinny jeans

Skinny jeans

A Poem by Alex Falkner


 Those skinny jeans you always wear,

 really set the crowd and you apart.

 One thing you have to know,

 You look like a freakin tart.

 Two sizes at least too small,

 Just to show off your a*s,

 It really just goes to show,

 You truly don't have any class.

 The denim pulled so tight,

 And the red so goddamn bright,

 No wonder all the boys stop and stare,

 You're a f*****g traffic light.


© 2015 Alex Falkner

Author's Note

Alex Falkner
Only took five minutes to write, Hope you enjoy. Lol.

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I love your writing and your sarcastic humor! This piece flows and rhymes well, love the subject. Now can you write one about the guys with their pants hanging so low, we get to see their dirty underwear? I find it hilarious watching them try to run with one hand holding up their pants!

Posted 4 Years Ago've met my neighbor? What was she doing in New Zealand???

I loved this cute...and so TRUE!!!

Posted 4 Years Ago

Alex Falkner

4 Years Ago

That's who she was!!!! Bloody tourists!!!
I can be so mean sometimes, Lol.
The.. read more
I am giggling that is for sure-
generations always so different-my sister is 52 back in the day she ironed her hair all her friends did...
this is truly cute and very readable
thank you for sharing

Posted 5 Years Ago

This is funny, i enjoyed reading this it made me smile with the "traffic light" ending.

Posted 5 Years Ago

Alex Falkner

5 Years Ago

Thank you, You should also thank Anna L, she told me I should write it. Lol.
Lol, great stuff for 5 minutes!

Posted 5 Years Ago

You wrote it! Yay! Those damn skinnies! Only your damn auto correct put "taught" instead of "tight". And replace "arse" with "a*s"; that way you can get another rhyme and be more vulgar! Good job! I'm surprised you didn't mention a guy wearing them, but I enjoyed nevertheless. :)

Posted 5 Years Ago

Alex Falkner

5 Years Ago

Ah, I see what you mean, I forgot about the language difference.
In New Zealand here the word .. read more
Anna L

5 Years Ago

That's interesting. And I just caught the word "truely", that would be "truly".
Alex Falkner

5 Years Ago

Ah, yes, thats a mistake, nothing to do with language difference.
Thanks Anna

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Added on March 25, 2013
Last Updated on June 1, 2015


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