Skinny jeans

 

 Those skinny jeans you always wear,

 really set the crowd and you apart.

 One thing you have to know,

 You look like a freakin tart.

 Two sizes at least too small,

 Just to show off your a*s,

 It really just goes to show,

 You truly don't have any class.

 The denim pulled so tight,

 And the red so goddamn bright,

 No wonder all the boys stop and stare,

 You're a f*****g traffic light.

 

Author's Note

Only took five minutes to write, Hope you enjoy. Lol.

Reviews

[Barbara Walker]

I love your writing and your sarcastic humor! This piece flows and rhymes well, love the subject. Now can you write one about the guys with their pants hanging so low, we get to see their dirty underwear? I find it hilarious watching them try to run with one hand holding up their pants!

[Angel]

Wait...you've met my neighbor? What was she doing in New Zealand???

I loved this piece...so cute...and so TRUE!!!

[Alex Falkner]

That's who she was!!!! Bloody tourists!!!
I can be so mean sometimes, Lol.
The truth is out there, usually found in the words of warped writers like me. Lol.

[Holly Mason]

I am giggling that is for sure-
generations always so different-my sister is 52 back in the day she ironed her hair all her friends did...
this is truly cute and very readable
thank you for sharing

[Amy Azra Dean]

This is funny, i enjoyed reading this it made me smile with the "traffic light" ending.

[Alex Falkner]

Thank you, You should also thank Anna L, she told me I should write it. Lol.

[Derek Nall]

Lol, great stuff for 5 minutes!

[char]

You wrote it! Yay! Those damn skinnies! Only your damn auto correct put "taught" instead of "tight". And replace "arse" with "a*s"; that way you can get another rhyme and be more vulgar! Good job! I'm surprised you didn't mention a guy wearing them, but I enjoyed nevertheless. :)

[Alex Falkner]

Ah, I see what you mean, I forgot about the language difference.
In New Zealand here the word 'class' rhymes with 'arse'
I'll fix that now so it reads better, I've noticed there's not many kiwis on here so it won't matter.

[char]

That's interesting. And I just caught the word "truely", that would be "truly".

[Alex Falkner]

Ah, yes, thats a mistake, nothing to do with language difference.
Thanks Anna