The Living Doll

I was prancing along the side of the wall
When I saw a big fat doll
It hopped along a huge bouncy ball
It wore a cruel red shawl

It's eyes was piercing black
In one of the pupils there was a crack
On me she did attack
I tried my best to hit and smack

I grabbed her arm and snatched
She took it back and reattached
Somehow, some way, it got back patched
But the arm in comparison to the other was mismatched


So, here we was, all in a brawl
Just me, myself, I, and that doll
"Help! Help! Help!" I called
That's when I saw my friend Paul

Paul came over and ended the fight
I was just glad that he thought so bright
I pictured armor shining on my brave knight
Armor that that doll could not bite


The doll ran off to unknown places
She didn't even leave one little trace
Out in the world to meet unknown races
I never would forget the memory of her face