How To Kill Your Introvert (without any weapons)

How To Kill Your Introvert (without any weapons)

A Story by Terra
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Sticks and stones may break our bones, but the gregarious will kill us faster. A compilation of phrases that introverts would rather die than hear.

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© 2019 Terra



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Author's Note

Terra
If hashtags had been popular when I was a teenager, I would have fallen under any of the following: #antisocial, #bookworm, #snob, #stuck-up, #know it all, #smartass, #restingbitchface and so on. Imagine my relief when an English literature professor in college helped me realize that I was not a social pariah; I was simply an introvert. (Notice how none of those hashtags included "anthropologist", so no judgments on my poor skeleton reconstructions. ;-)

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The way this is displayed seems as near unique as can be. Why on earth haven't more people seen and peered into it to discover what you have to say.. and why!

As to being introvert, someone has to listen and watch the talkers and doers exhausting themselves!

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1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

emmajoy

1 Week Ago

You're very welcome..my brother Jack is a teacher, know how time-consuming the work is.. doesn't fin.. read more
Terra

1 Week Ago

That is so true!
emmajoy

1 Week Ago

Guess folk only know what they know!



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Very interesting of what you display written

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1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

This is creative & well-put for clarity! I am an introvert & I would not like any of these lines either, except that I don't let people get close enuf to even consider throwing any of these lines at me! *wink! wink!* I love how this comes together as a message of self-acceptance (((HUGS))) Fondly, Margie

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Terra

1 Week Ago

Thank you! I have spent most of my life being misjudged as "stuck up", rude, withdrawn, and antisoci.. read more
The way this is displayed seems as near unique as can be. Why on earth haven't more people seen and peered into it to discover what you have to say.. and why!

As to being introvert, someone has to listen and watch the talkers and doers exhausting themselves!

Posted 1 Week Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

emmajoy

1 Week Ago

You're very welcome..my brother Jack is a teacher, know how time-consuming the work is.. doesn't fin.. read more
Terra

1 Week Ago

That is so true!
emmajoy

1 Week Ago

Guess folk only know what they know!

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Added on May 13, 2019
Last Updated on May 13, 2019
Tags: #humor, #introvert, #antisocial, #funny, #hyperbole

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Terra
Terra

Buna, TX



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