WritersCafe Players

dedicated to urgh......ugh.......u will see LOL :P

Only review works from cuties
in hopes in seeing their booty
at home they are lonely
and attempt to write poetry
WritersCafe is their e-harmony
So they go online
And try to cheat on their wives
Hitting on every girl
Commenting on every pic
Which is very pathetic
But little do these pervs know
Most of the girls have lives
Besides being online
They have boyfriends their age
They wont go for a old man anyway
Those WritersCafe players try their best
To get some play
And they won't rest
Until they get to see some breast
They are persistent
So sad that their life has come to this
They spend too much time on the internet
And are getting desperate
They couldn't find fulfillment
So their lives are filled with emptiness
They are left with bitterness
None of the girls are really impressed
They just leave vague compliments
And thats it
So sorry old guy
better luck next time
Might as well hit on girls
on CougarLife

Reviews

[-musicfunk-]

thanks for letting the people know about this matter
...and for the awareness..
=]

[The Random Writings Of ..]

I am so glad you pointed this out! I have had some messages in my inbox that were a little - well you said it, and I was surprised! This is not the place for that, especially the cafe.
On that note as always love, love, love your work! Always makes me smile :) Thank you for sharing!

[Le parisien]

It's such a shame a wonderful website like WC has to stand such pervs !! :(
Nice you've pointed it out, good job with the poem :)

[mary mary quite contrar..]

good job - defender and destroyer :)

[Crazy Cat Man]

f**k em :P i wrote this poem basically for one person and he closed his profile hahahahha im laughing about it

[TC Dunn]

lol....so funny. Great job.

[Crazy Cat Man]

HAHAHAHAHA i love the attention this poem is getting. To be honest. ONE PERSON inspired this poem and he closed his profile since........so I achieve my goal :P wow the power of poetry hahahhhahhaa. Well......he kept contacting underage girls in a crude manor so I had to destroy him :P

[Creepy Swine Guy]

Oh my! That's a tough one, but not without truth or humor. You've rolled up your sleeves and come out throwing haymakers.

[Chloe..Across the Unive..]

Hi long time ...had a few guys 'hit' on me but nothing much .. this is funny tho , enjoyed reading.. Also agree with comment below, women do it too ... not me though ,, haha - (really i don't) lol

Chloe

[SM Garcia]

Great! Sad, but true. I enjoyed it.

[Brick a Brack]

While I must agree with the content of this piece. Perhaps it should be written gender neutral, for there are just as many women on this site who would just as selfishly play the strings of males as well.

[Chloe..Across the Universe]

True-