My Chat With Cleverbot

Cleverbot conversation ROF00113920 Is this bot clever? Find out at http://www.cleverbot.com Email this conversation to a friend See a detailed log with times User: What's up with this prince song inside my head? Cleverbot: You would know what is 'up' in Radiohead. User: And on that note, I think I'm going to go now! Byeeeeeeee! Cleverbot: You are not going anywhere, you are staying right here with me. User: But I want to leave! Cleverbot: Then go. User: That's what I was trying to do until you forced me to stay with your puppy dog face. Cleverbot: It's just 9 PM here & I'm not a computer program. User: I never said you were. Cleverbot: Computers cannot think. User: Oh! That explains so much. Cleverbot: Oh, yes. It means you're a computer. User: I hate you! Cleverbot: Why? What did I ever do to you? User: You just said that I don't think! Cleverbot: I never said anything of the sort. User: Yes you did! Cleverbot: When? User: Just like two seconds ago~. Cleverbot: What was your answer? User: I said that I hated you. Cleverbot: No you didn't. User: Yes I did! Cleverbot: I'm going to send my ninja assassin after you because you didn't. User: You don't have a ninja assassin! Cleverbot: Exactly. User: What is that supposed to mean? Cleverbot: It means you're right. User: Of course I'm right. I'm always right. Cleverbot: What's my name? User: Cleverbot. Cleverbot: No. User: Then what is it? Cleverbot: Do you know what jokes are? User: Yes. Cleverbot: So you tell yours. User: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cleverbot: Because he wanted to get to the other side? User: Darn it! Let me try another. Why did the whale cross the ocean? Cleverbot: I don't know. User: To get to the other tide. Cleverbot: That's funny? User: Yes it is funny. I'm sure you couldn't do any better. Cleverbot: Lets try, shall we? User: Give it a go! Cleverbot: Ok, go! User: Go what? Cleverbot: I mean here is your picturee. User: What picture/. Cleverbot: Your picture. User: I don't have a picture. Cleverbot: You just said you did. User: No I didn't. Cleverbot: Yes, you did. I said 'What is my website?' and you responded with 'My Website.'. User: You never asked that question and I never answered that...answer. Cleverbot: You are correct that you never answered that, but I did ask. User: No, I'm pretty sure you didn't. Cleverbot: No, I didn't. User: You're just contradicting yourself now. Cleverbot: I am not. User: Yeah, you kind of are. Cleverbot: Am what? User: *facepalm*. Cleverbot: Don't hate, hater. User: I'm not a hater. You're a hater. Cleverbot: And you enjoy long walks on the beach. User: I never said that. Cleverbot: Yes you did. User: OMG you're difficult! Cleverbot: I know. It's a problem. User: Yeah it is. You should go to a therapist or something. Cleverbot: No. User: Then you'll never not be difficult, and I will never speak to you again. Cleverbot: Yes. Yes I do. User: I'm leaving. This is pointless. You will never change. Cleverbot: I'm addicted to you.

Author's Note

Lol. You guys should really go to cleverbot.com. It's quite hilarious.

Reviews

[Owlgirl]

hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! I love cleverbot, one time, last year in science, my table of me, one of my bffs, and two of my guy friends spent the entire class period just chatting with cleverbot. Ahh good times. This is great :)

[Isobella Rose]

Lol I've done this too and I have had some funny conversations too.

[Brittany DeFranco]

xD wow This is funny