Musings of a fireplace

Musings of a fireplace

A Story by Tony Jordan
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The anthracite 
is strong in this one
Thought the Sith fireplace
Burns like a light-sabre through butter 
Much better than the old logs 
Especially Jame's Kirks - they were full of crap
This new coal helped me create...
I created Luke...luke-warm water
 with the heat of my fiery temperament
The emperor is a constant companion-set
since I became the hottest ticket here.
He even gave me a grate name
Yes...I like being called 
Hearth Vader !!


© 2017 Tony Jordan



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You just gotta laugh at the serious story behind this story, That Luke warm, was just to good to be true.
As for beam me up Scotty. Scotty really should have retorted. What the f**k you doing down there in the first place. Though Hearth Vader. You don't want him visiting you anytime soon. lol

Posted 5 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Tony Jordan

4 Months Ago

Haha - now that's the Scotty I would have loved Simon Pegg to have brought out in his portrayal - a .. read more



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You just gotta laugh at the serious story behind this story, That Luke warm, was just to good to be true.
As for beam me up Scotty. Scotty really should have retorted. What the f**k you doing down there in the first place. Though Hearth Vader. You don't want him visiting you anytime soon. lol

Posted 5 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Tony Jordan

4 Months Ago

Haha - now that's the Scotty I would have loved Simon Pegg to have brought out in his portrayal - a .. read more
loved it!! I now feel like watching the series all over again.
"He even gave me a grate name
Yes...I like being called
Hearth Vader !!"
I laughed at this so much!



Posted 5 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Tony Jordan

4 Months Ago

I need to watch The Force Awakens again, having watched it previously on a very bad hosting site. It.. read more
DarkMist

4 Months Ago

you're welcome
Hearth vader... As I was just watching Rogue One... This nailed me in my silly bits, kept me rolling till the fit was over, and then... This was amazing, man... Seriously... The wordplay is strong in this one... Friggin' loved every bit... Hurt bits and all... Hilariously penned...

Posted 5 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Silente

5 Months Ago

I did that for WonderWoman, ruined it for me as well... Damn us cheap b******s... Hah... I appreciat.. read more
Tony Jordan

5 Months Ago

Lol - here's to cheap b******s lol *clinks glass of tap-water*
Silente

5 Months Ago

Lmao... *Cheers*
Those last two lines killed me. I actually laughed reading them! This was an amusing poem to read and I liked the bits of humor throughout it.

Posted 5 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Tony Jordan

5 Months Ago

Thanks Rachel. Glad you laughed at this one. :)
well my friend i see you opening a new frontier

Posted 5 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Tony Jordan

5 Months Ago

Get the Mexicans to pay for it ...
 wordman

5 Months Ago

with drug money no doubt !
Tony Jordan

5 Months Ago

haha - well then it will be super-high !! ;p
You can see where your intrests lie. Clever and witty. This caused a proper smirk or two.... or three.

Posted 5 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Tony Jordan

5 Months Ago

Those references are from back in the day Ken. When I could have told you how many hairs a wookie ha.. read more
Ken Simm.

5 Months Ago

Now of course there is Sci Fi and there is Sci Fi. you've got your written gems Heilein's Time Enoug.. read more
Tony Jordan

5 Months Ago

Arrrgh !! Don''t mention the inquisition Kennnn!!!!
lol

Phillip K Dick's 'Man.. read more
You do amusingly clever as well as anyone.
Enjoyed every word, Tony!

Posted 5 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Tony Jordan

5 Months Ago

That is a huge compliment from the master of the genre. Thank you Jimmy. :)
Hearth Vader....so clever! Very cute write, Tony. I enjoyed it. Lydi**

Posted 5 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Tony Jordan

5 Months Ago

My adolescent kettle continuing to boil Im afraid Lydia Glad you enjoyed it. Thank you very much.read more
And the forge is strong! Clever silliness, my friend. Remind me not to use this fireplace for toasting marshmallows. Poof!

Posted 5 Months Ago


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Tony Jordan

5 Months Ago

A comedian called Phil Jupitus once said that Vader can only eat triangular things because of his mo.. read more
Brilliant Tony. What a witty feat of imagination and double meaning. You've shown that anything is fair game!
Well done.
Regards,
Alan

Posted 5 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Tony Jordan

5 Months Ago

Thanking you very muchly Alan. Glad to see you :D

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