Parody of Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend" (for a contest)

Parody of Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend" (for a contest)

A Poem by Daring Darling Didi
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For a contest!

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Hey hey, yeah you, I really dig your girlfriend
Yeah way, yeah way, I think you want a new one
Hey hey, yeah you, I'm taking your girlfriend

Hey hey, whoa man, I know that you like her
Yeah man, yeah man, you know I like her way more
Hey hey, whoa man, I just want your girlfriend

She's so hot, and she smokes pot, she's so ambitious
You know I see her all the time, don't get vindictive
Do you know what I can do to make her want me tonight?

You're my friend, but man your girl I want to caress
And hell yeah, she's a mother f*****g goddess
I can see she digs me too so you know it's alright

That girl's wicked clever
And she's got a scarlet letter
I think she knows just how to wow
And those lips are what I'm talking 'bout

Hey hey, yeah you, I really dig your girlfriend
Yeah way, yeah way, I think you want a new one
Hey hey, yeah you, I'm taking your girlfriend

Hey hey, whoa man, I know that you like her
Yeah man, yeah man, you know I like her way more
Hey hey, whoa man, I just want your girlfriend


She sees the way, she sees the way I look at her
And even when she looks at you, I know exactly who she'd prefer
I bet she knows I can't shut up about that night we spent...

I seriously wish she could overhear
The way you sneak around like a musketeer
I bet she'd think your costume is ridiculously lame

That girl's wicked clever
And she's got a scarlet letter
I think she knows just how to wow
And those lips are what I'm talking 'bout

Hey hey, yeah you, I really dig your girlfriend
Yeah way, yeah way, I think you want a new one
Hey hey, yeah you, I'm taking your girlfriend

Hey hey, whoa man, I know that you like her
Yeah man, yeah man, you know I like her way more
Hey hey, whoa man, I just want your girlfriend

In a heartbeat, she's become my favorite singer
'Cause she sings, cause she sings to me better
I'm her lover, just how long has it been?
Since she left you, while we vacationed in Berlin?

Hey hey, yeah you, I really dig your girlfriend
Yeah way, yeah way, I think you want a new one
Hey hey, yeah you, I'm taking your girlfriend

Hey hey, whoa man, I know that you like her
Yeah man, yeah man, you know I like her way more
Hey hey, whoa man, I just want your girlfriend

Hey hey, yeah you, I really dig your girlfriend
Yeah way, yeah way, I think you want a new one
Hey hey, yeah you, I'm taking your girlfriend

Hey hey, whoa man, I know that you like her
Yeah man, yeah man, you know I like her way more
Hey hey, whoa man, I just want your girlfriend!


© 2012 Daring Darling Didi



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Daring Darling Didi
I just came up with this on the spot xD

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thats amazing lol, awesome!

Posted 2 Years Ago


Laughing so hard right now.

Posted 2 Years Ago



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