Five- Winning!

Dear Cari,

 

         Ahh, tough love sweetheart- much to your dismay, I crave watching you be sad.

         So I'm not going to tell you a thang, my little chicken wang.

         So I was on my computer last night, and on the right there was an ad. Can you guess what that ad said?

 

~Him

 

 

 

Dear Him,

 

         Awh baby, I thought we accomplished not calling eachother affectionate names. Oh yeah, 'sweetheart' falls into that category. And I crave several things right now. Chimi-chongas, chili, oh, and some goddang Nature Valley Peanut Granola bars! Honey-kins, might you get me some darling?

         Uhm, here's my guess- words. The ad said words.

 

xoxo,

Cari

 

Dear Cari,

 

         Babe, wish I could, but the more you suffer the more I smile.

         That should be in an Adele song. Y'know- "The mooooooooooooooooooore you suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuffeeeeer the mooooooooooooooore I smiiiiiiiiiiiiile." I'm not afriad to admit- I cried listening to 21. JUST KIDDING, JUST KIDDING!

         And yes, hun, it did say words, but it was an ad for some 50th Anniversary 'To Kill A Mockingbird' DVD. And I was happy because I forgot to read a chapter of it for English. So I'm still WINNING!

 

Love my hunny-schnookums,

Him

 

Dear Him,

 

          Oh my god, I burst up laughing reading the Adele lyrics. So you're just that retarded huh?

          Alright, Charlie Sheen. Why don't you get on the white and black striped shirt and get a pompadour and do drugs- with your know-it-all attitude you could be his stunt double when he's too stoned to work.

 

xoxo,

Cari

Reviews

[No name]

I like this book and the convos.

[SilentlyDying]

I envy your talent, guuurl.