Five- Winning!A Chapter by Emily Noella Vee
Ahh, tough love sweetheart- much to your dismay, I crave watching you be sad.
So I'm not going to tell you a thang, my little chicken wang.
So I was on my computer last night, and on the right there was an ad. Can you guess what that ad said?
Awh baby, I thought we accomplished not calling eachother affectionate names. Oh yeah, 'sweetheart' falls into that category. And I crave several things right now. Chimi-chongas, chili, oh, and some goddang Nature Valley Peanut Granola bars! Honey-kins, might you get me some darling?
Uhm, here's my guess- words. The ad said words.
Babe, wish I could, but the more you suffer the more I smile.
That should be in an Adele song. Y'know- "The mooooooooooooooooooore you suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuffeeeeer the mooooooooooooooore I smiiiiiiiiiiiiile." I'm not afriad to admit- I cried listening to 21. JUST KIDDING, JUST KIDDING!
And yes, hun, it did say words, but it was an ad for some 50th Anniversary 'To Kill A Mockingbird' DVD. And I was happy because I forgot to read a chapter of it for English. So I'm still WINNING!
Love my hunny-schnookums,
Oh my god, I burst up laughing reading the Adele lyrics. So you're just that retarded huh?
Alright, Charlie Sheen. Why don't you get on the white and black striped shirt and get a pompadour and do drugs- with your know-it-all attitude you could be his stunt double when he's too stoned to work.
© 2012 Emily Noella Vee
Added on January 28, 2012
Last Updated on January 28, 2012
Emily Noella Vee
Only a Kid, But Hard To Scare, CA
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