Aliens my Arse

we are not aliens

We stand here in our spaceships, looking down on the humans world. They are all so excited, of seeing real beings for the first time. We are not the aliens, they are. Those beasts who pollute beautiful things with their foul gases. Pfft. Such imbeciles, so mediocore. My hand touches down on the controls, we are nearing land. Commader Grey swivels around in his metallic blue chair.
"Any faults with the engines Kolt"
"No sir." I answer swiftly. The commander does not want us to fail on this task. He will not rest untill everyone of these humans have paid. Such a coincidence, that our attack coincides with their feared day.

The commander shrieks,

"Look! Look there Kolt! Retreat! Retreat!" We  going too fast and we can't slow down, I swerve around and we are back at our planet. Commander Grey stands there looking stony. I am sure to be punished.